One of the best lines...

"Besides that coffee wasnt even hot... mm now that's hot!!"

My favorite scene

"She checked out already"
"Yeah she left with a couple of guys"
"No, you mean you saw her with us, right?"
"Nah these guys were good lookin."

"Hey everybody! There's a sh** cloud comin'! Run for your lives!"

As many times as I've seen this movie, that line gets me laughing 'til it hurts every time 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaYUqXAmXRQ

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Not the best line, but when Roy cuts off the hoofs of the horse and runs out holding them in his hands and Ishmail and his dad staring at him funny:

"Do I have a booger on my nose? What?"

It's round, it's got three holes, and you put your fingers in it.

You leave Rebecca out of this mister!

"You got Roy to quit drinking and to straighten out his life. And you got Claudia to stop acting like such a whore."