first of all before i state my favorite line i would like to say how damn fine salma hayek looks in this movie. the curves are to die for!
one of my favorite lines has to be when clooney is outside after the whole disaster talking to cheech and he says "My brother's gone. you understand that? he's gone and he's not coming back and that is your fault......... 20!"
so good.
'You know what im talking about, you farking cockroach!'
The entire film is chock full of wonderful lines, too many great ones to list, but some that come to mind are:
Seth: If you try to run, I've got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can.
Seth: Well, your best better get a hell of a lot *beep* better, or you are gonna feel a hell of a lot *beep* worse.
Two favorites:
"We did it. We're in Mexico! We're *beep* in Mexico you little piece of *beep* *beep*
"I'm a mean... mhm mhm servant of God."
"It can't rain all the time."- Eric Draven
When they first get to the Titty Twister, and there's the mexican dude at the door announcing everythng; that whole scene is great! "We got black pussy, white pussy, Mexican pussy, yellow pussy, we got wet pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy....smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, spotted pussy, clean pussy, snapfin pussy, from-the-range pussy, we even have horse pussy, cat pussy, and chicken pussy! If you don't want it, we ain't got it!If you can pussy at a better price, then f%ck it!" CLASSIC.
Are you a mean matherfckin mean servant of God?
I am a.....mmmm mmmmh servant of God.
You fkng hear that? Were fkin in Mexico you fking peice of $h1t!!
A grenade blew up right in my face!...that's why I'm so pretty!
Richie, would you please eat my pussy now?
Umm, oh yah sure...
I hope your blood taste just as good as your brothers.
B1tch, f%ck you!
*pulls out gun and shoots her*
I have El Sonoma del Torra de Fiero Syndrome. Be happy you don't. Trust me.
Seth's line when he's going on a rant explaining to Carlos that those were Vampires they were fighting.
"Psychos? Is that what they look like to you, psychos? They were vampires! PSYCHOS, do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a *beep* how crazy they are!"
I also like that look on Seth's face where, after he had just shot Santanico Pandemonium and she just gets up and walks towards him, he finds that he's out of bullets. It's clearly has "This is gonna suck" written all over it.
Welcome to my Nightmare- Freddy Krueger
That was an amazingly funny intro to the Titty Twister! Cheech Marin is a legend he's never lost his touch. The last part "if you can find cheaper pussy anywhere *beep* it! Hilarious!
"When they first get to the Titty Twister, and there's the mexican dude at the door announcing everythng; that whole scene is great! "We got black pussy, white pussy, Mexican pussy, yellow pussy, we got wet pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy....smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, spotted pussy, clean pussy, snapfin pussy, from-the-range pussy, we even have horse pussy, cat pussy, and chicken pussy! If you don't want it, we ain't got it!If you can pussy at a better price, then f%ck it!" CLASSIC."
Bitch,bitch,bitch.
Mom's got nothing to say...shes dead.
This bar is for bikers and truckers only,you...get out!
Say yes Seth,I fu*king understand!
Fu*k you everybody,good night!
This movie is a gold mine of quotations,period.
Old Timer Motel Owner: (mumbles incoherently).. What the hell you want!?
Seth: What do you THINK I want, you mean old bastard? I want a *beep* room!
Old Timer Motel Owner: Okay, alright.
The old man at the motel cracks me up everytime.I also like the ?You touch my brother with that stake biker and vampires wont have to suck your blood, they'll be able to lick it up off the floor?Seth Gecko?s a pimp.
shareseth. richie what is the matter with you is it me is this my fault IS THIS MY FAULT do u think this is what i am i am a professional *beep* theif i dont kill people that i dont have to TELL ME YOU UNDERSTAND SAY *beep* YES SETH I UNDESTAND
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I love that scene with the motel clerk, And pretty much everything Michael Parks (sherrif) says at the beginning cuz I just love the way he talks.
Plus I like "I may be a bastard, but I'm not a f*%#ing bastard."
Cake or death? Hmmmm I choose cake please.
Seth: Do they look like psychos? Is that what they look like? They were vampires! Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a f-ck how crazy they are!
Seth: No, thanks. I've already had a wife
"I'm just a happy camper! Rockin' and a-rollin'!" - Patrick Bateman, American Psycho
When the bartender is introducing Santanico Pandemonium...
"The most sinister woman to ever dance on the face of this earth."
(drunk heckler in the crowd) "Bite this !!"
(pointing him out) "LONELY DOG !!"
It's actually "lowly dog" but yes I LOVE that part of the movie. Salma looked so gorgeous doing her dance. I loved it when she poured the beer down her leg into Tarantino's mouth. Amazing!
shareTarantino was one lucky bastard for that scene alone. Even Clooney said that, LOL! As far as my favorite lines, I have so many.
"You what everybody says about me, huh? I SUCK!"
"I am the ultimate badass, you do not wanna `*beep*` wit' me!" Hudson in Aliens.
The film was chock-full of great lines.
The old guy at the motel had to be one of my favourites.
And, who can forget Cheech Marin's advertising of the Titty Twister? LOL
Tarantino writes such great dialog. It is a shame that conversations in real life are seldomly that stimulating.
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