loc dog: i figure i get me job, maybe at a post office, maybe at a bank
ashtray: That's all good
loc dog: work real real hard right, work my way up to manager
Ashtray: we need more black people like this
loc dog: learn the system a little bit, then i'll rob that *beep* blind (cocks gun) break all y'all selves
loc dog: quit lickin' that damn ice cream like that before i put you on the corner to make me some money
Dashiki's poem
LMAO the bank work the system and rob that mufugga blind, break all ya'll selves aboslutely killed me the first time i saw it hahaha high as hell in tears
shareI love after Ashtray and Dashiki have sex and she says "I have something to tell you. I'm pregnant." Then when he asks "Are you sure?!" she replies with "I got 7 kids I think I know what I'm talking about."
shareYou can take Dashiki out of the hood, but you can't take the hood out of Dashiki
share"That ho got more kids than that Wayans woman"
shareyo! I hear u *beep* is hiring up in here.
let me give you the same advise my father gave me. give up hope! look at me, dreams are for suckas! ain't no hope for you.
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you're going for, the last ride ah haaaaaaaa
'You ever been in the shower with a man... and you watch the suds roll' ..and so forth.
'Nick nack, patty wack give a dog a bone. 2000 zero zero party, OOPS outta time! My bacon, smellin' fine!'
'How come you never came to see me, man?' 'Ni**a, I don't know you!'
'Whyyyyy?!' 'Tre bring yo simple ass on!'
'Love me, and leave me. That's the story of my life... BUT IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN SEE...'
Everything Bernie Mac said.
Yeah, yeah, that's the way to start the day.
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