Worst of the Crow sequels? Worse!
Probably on eof the worst movies of all TIME. I remember I was 15 when I first saw this. My friend at the time was all about it and thought it was better than the original. needless to say, he wasn't very bright and had a drug problem. How anyone could enjoy this hot bubblin' garbage is beyond me (unless you are totally on crack)...The only enjoyment I got out of it was laughing at the horrific acting, especially that of Iggy Pop. Some of the worst dialogue in film history is gracefully preserved within this celluloid dump hole. "Bad news. Someone torched the lab in Manchester and Spider Monkey's a *beep* crispy critter." LOL. Thank you, Iggy. And poor Mia Kirschner. Thank god she got to redeem herself in later movies. Her performance in this film is about as engaging as a yeast infection on prom night. And vincent Perez. Why he was asked to d the follow up to Lee's explosive performance is one of the greatest cinematic disaster-decisions ever. He's good looking...but a total bore. If I were in charge, I would've burned the script and started over with a female lead character. That would've lessened the backlash of fans of the original who were critical of Lee being "replaced" by Perez. And it probably would have been a lot more bad ass.
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