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posted 20 years ago by WRGiants8481
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The 2nd best Chris Farley movie behind Tommy Boy...You guys should help me finish all teh quotes:-)..ill start it off..

FAVORITE QUOTE OF THE MOVIE...I DO IT WHENEVER I PLAY FOOTBALL!!!!

Tommy:Alright I want a 32 belly option on 2 on 2...readyyyyy BREAK!..Hut 1..Hut 2...LETS DO IT!! GO to pop landing!! Oh! Hey little girls..im gonna buy momma a new house!...YEA!!!!!!!!!!!

Get this...a cornfed harvest mouse,hookers,nuns,a flemish peasent woman,whips..chains, whistles, yoyos, a circus midget...my grandmother riding by giving me the finger and a duck! *laughing* i dont know..oh my god are you crying?

[–] 19 years ago

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[–] DirectorsCut19 19 years ago

"KILL WHITEY"! The funniest quote of the movie.

There are also some other funny quotes:

(When Mike beats Steve at checkers)
Mike: This is fun.
Steve: Yeah, it was.

"I got dibs on top bunk!"
"SHUT UP!"

"You playin' pocket pool, sonny?"

(After Mike is dragged throughout the parking lot from a car)
Steve: Okay. Good first day.

"What was that all about?"

"Boy, I feel like a horse's patoot."

"It's Ozzy Osbourne!"

"LOSERS TAKE THE WALK!"

"I'm just dandy. I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants."
"We didn't have any pudding in there, buddy."

"HELP! HELP PLEASE!"

"Floor it, Harold!"

"Are you or are you not the black angel of death?"

"What is a marquee doin' here? It's crazy."

"Every vote counts." (Just before Mike falls down the hill.)