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posted 20 years ago by WRGiants8481
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The 2nd best Chris Farley movie behind Tommy Boy...You guys should help me finish all teh quotes:-)..ill start it off..

FAVORITE QUOTE OF THE MOVIE...I DO IT WHENEVER I PLAY FOOTBALL!!!!

Tommy:Alright I want a 32 belly option on 2 on 2...readyyyyy BREAK!..Hut 1..Hut 2...LETS DO IT!! GO to pop landing!! Oh! Hey little girls..im gonna buy momma a new house!...YEA!!!!!!!!!!!

Get this...a cornfed harvest mouse,hookers,nuns,a flemish peasent woman,whips..chains, whistles, yoyos, a circus midget...my grandmother riding by giving me the finger and a duck! *laughing* i dont know..oh my god are you crying?

[–] TheRetroCritic 20 years ago

lol! I really like that movie, unfortunately David Spade is not very funny this time round, unlike in Tommy Boy. By the way, I think Beverly Hills Ninja is Farley's second best comedy, so funny.

"Big headbutt, new kid: big headbutt(BASH!) OH MY GOD! THERE'S SO MUCH BLOOD!"
also, when they're playing a game before the house gets destroyed:
"Well, you know, it's kind of hard when you...NEVER MOVE YOUR BACK ROW! GOD!"
"That's one small step for man.....I have a dream!!!!"
When they talk about how to catch the bat:
"That's moths you dumb ass, not bats!"
And that whole scene when they're both high in the car at the end:
"Rawads...I...I can't say that word"
"Roads"

Mister E.

[–] hurdlesgal 19 years ago

I need some help...
Could someone please type the lyrics to the song he is singing to those kids about partying? I can't quite catch it, drinkin, smiokin, something, I don't know. Thanks!!

[–] hodson18 20 years ago

spade: "where, what latch do you want me to..?"
farley: " JUST POP THE HOOD!!!! PLEASE!!"

"smokin, snortin, shootin, suckin, tokin, poppin, droppin!"

"DOGS, I WANT YOU TO GO HOME!!! GET OFF MY BUMPER!!!"

just to name a few of my favs
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[–] banky65 20 years ago

Best quote is when they're running out of the cabin with the bats chasing them...

Farley: ONE OF THEM LOOKED AT ME!!!

[–] metaldj 20 years ago

Kick ass whitey! then...KILL WHITEY!!!

[–] Jambalaya858 20 years ago

Open fridge slams into Farley
Farley: Great! Now I've got chocolate pudding in my underwear!
Spade: We didnt have any chocolate pudding in there buddy.

As soon as I cut my dick off I'm going to stick this red hot poker up my ass -George Carlin

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[–] bobdude25 20 years ago

"I can start a small fire in your mommas panties"

[–] nbac6938 20 years ago

best line followed by best part of the movie is when they are laying on the bunk bed (chris farley on top and david on bottom) and part of the roof blows off and it's starts hailing...

david spade: "hehehe, 'i call top bunk' "

chris farley doesn't respond (i dont' think.. it's been a while) but then all you see is the top bunk come crashing down on top of david spade LOL. then it just cuts to the next scene. hahaha.

"Okay, let's say Mike Ditka vs. a hurricane!"
"Well that's easy, Ditka!"

[–] the__THINKER 20 years ago

sorry I'm gonna have to try and clear it up for ya pal. I don't know why but inaccurate quotes bother me. I'm not tryin to diss ya or anything. But here goes to my best knowledge.

"Hehhaha I call top bunk" "..." "Hey Mike how's the weather up there?" "Shut up." "Hello Washington!" "SHUT UP!" "ahaha..ohho....ohhhh man..." bed falls on him without warning "ow!"

[–] Largefries_pie_Largecoffee 20 years ago

"Every vote counts!"
(and then Farley falls off the cliff) hahahaha

"You can't catch a bat with a pot, moron! You need a mop and a broom."
(I think the bat attacks him right after he says this)

"It's Ozzy Osbourne!"

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[–] Premonition_45 20 years ago

"That's one small step for man! One giant-I have a dream!"

"We've all been screwed by Governor Tracy! Now, I'm gonna screw her! (gasps)"

[–] danz32-1 20 years ago

mike: "what happened to you did you fall into some mud or something?"

steve: "yea i did, and im gonna become rich because im the only person in the world who knows where you can find white mud"

also the part where they're drivivng the cop car and they hit heavy traffic:

mike: "okay people, coming through official police bussiness, do not make me abuse my power."

then the megaphone is still on:

steve: "these guys think we're real cops"
mike: "HAHAHAHAHA"

[–] cclown13 20 years ago

FUNNY *beep* Chris Farley is a friggin' genius

[–] poopy_92 20 years ago

Probaly my favourite line is after Chris Farley gets the touchdown he says to the opponents "SUCKERS TAKE THE WALK" Its such a stupid line that I finf so funny

[–] majikalkilla 20 years ago

when David Spade's trying to get the bat off Farley, he starts kicking him and Farley says (in a really funny voice) ''why are you kicking meeee?'' lmao

[–] savestheday202 20 years ago

When spade flicks off the guy he hit with the car (gary busey) also...when they are in the cabin and spade is making funny of farley and all of a sudden the bed falls on him

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[–] your_favorite_mistake 19 years ago

Omg what about the bug scene. @__@!!!!
Steve: 'Oooh look that bug just hit the windshield. I totally connected eyes with that bug. He was like I CANT STOP DONT WANNA AYYYESSSSHH -inane giggling-'

So good. @_@ I dunno if that's word for word because I haven't seen the movie in forever but wow. Nice.

'To sate the thirst for beauty, hell hath no fury... and damn. I am beautiful.'

[–] welcome_to_the_hilton 19 years ago

what did chris farley say when he got into the club and he pretended he was security and he was getting rid of the idiots.. something about i will dance with you in the circle of death or something like that!? can anyone remember?

[–] andycool24 19 years ago

"I WILL DANCE WITH YOU INSIDE THE SIX-SIDED RING OF FIRE!"

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