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Funniest moment in the movie

posted 17 years ago by mikeclaw
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Cornholio's appearance in the cockpit, and the pilots' startled reaction.

A friend of mine saw this film before I did, and he told me, "I'm not going to spoil anything by telling you which scene it was, but there was a moment in this movie when I was laughing so hysterically that I almost had to get up and leave the theater."

That's exactly the reaction I had when Cornholio burst in on the flight crew, causing them to almost wreck the plane. I asked my friend, and sure enough, that was the moment for him, too.

Priceless.

[–] iamrioto 17 years ago

beavis i figuere something out...This sucks more then everything that sucked before. that line was the *beep*

[–] EPLakeLA 17 years ago

Butt-Head takes off the trash can lid. "Uhhh....it's not in here."

THE DOVE OF AMERICA

Mr. Cellophane shoulda been my name, Mr. Cellophane....

[–] forrest4e 17 years ago

They are lying in the desert about to die and Butt Head looks up at the sun and says, "The sun sucks". Makes me laugh every time.

[–] worthythorn24 17 years ago

"Must be those damn buzzard hawks." - Tom Anderson

They're eating her...and then they're going to eat me! - Troll 2

[–] marzy87 17 years ago

'The TV aint broken!'
'ah.. yeah it is'
brilliant!

The beer has gone bad!

[–] speccyboy 17 years ago

BUTTHEAD
What's wrong, Beavis?

BEAVIS
Something's wrong with my butt!

BUTTHEAD
Yeah - your butt sucks! (Reading "Master Station Control") Uuhh... "Master..." Eh? "Masturbation"?! (Pulls the switch)

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[–] the_asylum666 17 years ago

TOm Anderson driving "boy what i wouldnt give for five minutes alone with them two little b***ards who....uhharrghh"

[–] EPLakeLA 16 years ago

"This is the coolest thing I have ever seen..."

THE DOVE OF AMERICA

Mr. Cellophane shoulda been my name, Mr. Cellophane....

[–] orsonlovespeas 16 years ago

two things.

first with no words when Butthead keeps looking at the crime scene over and over 5xs beofre figuring out that losing the tv sucks. Brilliant.

And in the desert with Muddy: any last words?

Butthead: I have a couple... Butt cheeks!

ha.

[–] CptHowdy87 16 years ago

My brother and I were in stitches last night when they're in the trunk of Muddy's car and Butt-Head tells Beavis that if he just starts running when he hits the ground he'll be okay if e just starts running real fast so Butt-Head pushes him and he actually tries it and then flips backwards a bunch of times, the animation of him running when he hits the road his freakin' hilarious.

[–] EPLakeLA 16 years ago

Butt-head: Uh, attention. Attention. We're looking for the chick with big boobs.
Beavis: Yeah. We are ready to do you now!
(they laugh, causing Congress to laugh)

THE DOVE OF AMERICA

Mr. Cellophane shoulda been my name, Mr. Cellophane....

[–] Squonkamatic 16 years ago

BUTTE ... BIG PINEY ... JACKSON HOLE ...

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[–] kayekaye-1 16 years ago

The cockpit scene was indeed great. What made me completely fall about was when Butthead goes flying backwards into the cockpit and lands on the power-push handle thingy. The pilot yells "We're going down!" Butthead: "Huh huh You said..." etc

Simple but brilliant - totally in character. What else could he say...?

When morning comes twice a day or not at all

[–] solidgameboy12-1 16 years ago

The Pilot actually said, "Get the Hell out of the cockpit!"

And Butthead says, " You Said...."

Still, a great line.

My funniest moment for me has to be:

"Check it out, Butthead! Portapotties!"

"Cool, I gotta take a dump."

seconds later...

"Uhh, Where's the Toilet?"

And the part that makes it better is when they get struck by lightning. That was the best visual ever.

2nd Best:

When they are looking at the Petrified Wood and they keep cackling and chuckling towards each other, and all Butthead can muster is:

"Wood."

It's just in Judge's Delivery that makes it funny.

Please Turn Me Over ~ Mr. Blue Sky

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[–] Godzilla1171 16 years ago

When Beavis was giving his speech on the bus about never being able to score.....and he tells the bus driver "Shut up asswipe"

[–] Littlebitsofgaming 16 years ago

Uh, attention. Attention. We're looking for the chick with big boobs.
Yeah. We are ready to do you now.

My unit? It's in my pants.

He said, "extend."

Boy, I never seen two kids do so much damned a-hwhacking.

Really? I poop too much.

Yeah. Then we're gonna get a big-screen TV, with two remotes.

Well, I'll be a monkey's bare-assed uncle.

Yeah, yeah. We're in the bureau of beer and fire and cigarettes. And maybe some chicks, too.

Hey, Butt-Head, do you think we're gonna ever score?
I probably will, but not you. You're too much of a butt-monkey.
Shut up, dillhole.
Butt-dumpling.
Turd burglar.
Uh, ass goblin.
Shut up, Butt-Head. Hey, doesn't Tom Anderson live on this street?
Uh, yeah.
'Cause, I just need to stop by his tool shed for a couple minutes. You know what I'm saying?
Tool.

Pull your damn pants up, boy! I don't want to see that. Damn it, get out of here! And if I ever catch you a-hwhacking in here again, I'm gonna hogtie you.

Head. My first name is Butt.

Something's wrong with my butt.
Your butt sucks.

Check it out, Butt-Head, porta-potties.
Cool. I gotta take a dump.

Anything said by Cornholio.

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he is God.

[–] roguetrip99 15 years ago

"This is your last chance! Show us the unit now!"

(snapping out of Cornholio mode for a moment) "Why does everyone want to see my schlong?"

[–] Abby_Normal-888 15 years ago

"Is this thee lobby?"

They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me! Ohhh myy GAAAAAAAAWWWWD!!!!

[–] rudeboy8080 14 years ago

Beavis yelling, "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"

[–] seantom1983 14 years ago

when they are arguing he gets to do muddys wife first, the line i like the best is damnit butthead you always go first, then he says beavis we have never done this before hahahahaha

[–] stevenackerman69 13 years ago

I liked it when they talked about the poop coming out of the ass of the ass. When I was a kid, I thought about the phrase, "the ass's *beep* and I just started laughing hysterically. And this was back in the early 1980's!

[–] block97 12 years ago

The two vultures...um....yeah.

This town needs an enema!

[–] charactercombo 12 years ago

"Is this a God dam?"

"No talking from things that don't talk!" - Jaye Tyler

[–] jeffmartin48 12 years ago

Beavis: This sucks. It's all hot and stuff.
Butt-head: This desert is stupid. They need to put a drinking fountain out here.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah or like a 7-Eleven or something.

Rachel McAdams = Canada's greatest export