The funniest slapstick scene from a Farley movie has got to be in Tommyboy, (or was it black sheep?), when he takes a puff on that bong at some party and he passes out and smashes through a table!!
that had me in stitches!
any others?
GOOD SCENE, BUT I HAVE OTHERS.
Tommy Boy had others- Scene at Gas Station where Rob Lowe hoses Farley off and his dances to Flashdance.... Housekeeping, and Farely in the undies scene. Fat Guy In a Little Coat. Tommy's First Sales Attempt- crashes and burns model cars in office. Deer in the car. Tommy stuck in the airplane bathroom, changing clothes....
Dirty Work- Farley plays an old wacko with his nose. Norm MacDonald rubs it in that he was bitten by a Saigon whore. Farley- YOU BASTARD!
Black Sheep- Driving the cop car and giving the shpeel on David Spade banging horses. Bunk bed incident- roof gets ripped off cabin and he's pelted with hail. Everytime he falls off a rock or cliff, goes rolling downhill.
NEVER SAW BEVERLY HILLS NINJA.
Most of his Saturday Night Live Skits.
Top Ten SNL Moments with Farley.
1. Chippendales- Chris vs. Patrick Swayze in a stripper dance off. Chris was robbed.
2. El Nino
3. Gap Girls- Chris in Drag being Cindy, shudder....
4. The Herlihy Boy- Will you let the boy watch your home, you heartless bastards!
5. The Super Fans- Todd has a heart attack.
6. Matt Foley Motivational Speaker- 1st one with Christina Applegate and then other one with Christian Slater.
7. American Guy on Japanese Torture Game Show.
8. Chris Farley getting his ass beat by Michael Keaton as a bad grandson taking care of Granny (Adam Sandler).
9. Any time Farely falls onto a table or furniture.
10. Farley being the annoying wife and Adam Sandler being the guy stuck hearing restaraunt guide info (I've got stupid in stereo).
AND OTHERS- Chris Farley in the Coffee Commercial- you lying SON OF A BITCH! Shlitz Gay. Hybernol. Chris being Ted Kennedy one episode. Chris being Newt Gingrich. FARLEY FALLING INTO ICE, STARTS OUT AS PROPER 19th Century Kid and then Swears up a storm as ice freezes him!
the scene that had me dieing of laughing was in tommy boy when tommy and rich were driving singing along to the carpinters and thar car starts spinning
shareThe 2 most funniest farley scenes were definatly in Tommy Boy 1. when Chris Farley was eating mm's in David Spade's car and David spade said, " sometimes Tommy I think your brain has a big think candy shell on it." And Chris says, You.. your.. brain's...the one... with the.. shell on it!"
2. When Chris was going to put gas in the car but the nozzle didnt reach, then he backed up and broke the door off. He slammed it back on, then when david spade got back and opened the door, the door fell off and chris farley said, "WHAT DID YOU DO!?"
Definetly classic parts
the best scene ever was in beverly hills ninja where he out of no where starts doing some insane ninja move against the enemies to save his brother. the best part of that scene was when the bad guys threw a nife at his face and he caught it and was smiling and you could totally tell it was a still shot
shareI cant believe no one mentioned my favorite. When David Spade is in the hotel room masterbating, and Chris Farley walks in on him. The way he says "sinner" still cracks me up to this day.
"Sex Cauldron?" I thought they shut that place down?"
Best scene is Gap Girls when he's talking to Sara Gilbert's character and says: "Yeah Misty (Mitsy?) you're so dumb, when they were handing out brains you thought they said trains and you got on it, on a train and went for a ride."
That cracks me up!!
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YES! this is a very awesome scene! but another great scene is the hotel in tommy boy, when chris gets all mad cuz david spade knocked on the door... awesome part! and u cant forget WHITEY! from black sheep! FAT GUY IN A LITTLE COAT!!! lol wow chris farley is definately the best comedian that has ever lived!
sharehis funniest scene is in almost heroes, when he keeps climbing up the tree to get the eggs.
not the funniest film, but that scene is pure comic genius
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Tommy : Um, what my associate is trying to say is that our new brake pads are really cool. You're not even gonna believe it. Let's say you're driving along the road with your family.
[Picks up model car]
Tommy :You're driving along... La-de-da, woo... Suddenly there's a truck tire in the middle of the road. EEEEEEE! Whoa, that was close. Now let's see what happens when you're driving with the "other guy's" brake pads.
[Grabs another model car]
Tommy : You're driving along... You're driving along. The kids are yelling from the back seat, "I gotta go to the bathroom, Daddy!" "Not now, dammit!" There's a truck tire. EEEE! I CAN'T STOP! AAAH!
[Smashes the model car against a lighter]
Tommy : There's a cliff! AAAAH! And your family's screaming, "Oh my God, we're burning live! I can't feel my legs!"
[Sets the model car on fire]
Tommy :Here comes the meat wagon.
[Imiates siren]
Tommy :And the medic gets out and says, "Oh my God!" The new guy's around the corner puking his guts out.
[Retching loudly]
Tommy :All because... You wanna save a couple extra pennies. And to me, that doesn't...
Executive with Toy Cars :Get out. Now!
Tommy :[Richard tries to douse flaming car] Do you validate?
Executive with Toy Cars : No!
Both great scenes. One of my favorites:
Tommy: Did you hear I just graduated?
Richard: Yeah, and just a shade under a decade, all right.
Tommy: A lot of people go to college for seven years.
Richard: I know, they're called doctors.
SHUT UP, RICHARD
Me mule wouldn't walk in the mud. So I had to put seventeen bullets in him.
How about when he was interviewing Paul McCartney? Major league stuff!!!!
Chris: Remember, that time, when you were with the Beatles, and they said you were dead?
Paul:Yes.
Chris: That was a hoax,right?
less ye forget... "why put a guarantee on the box, because they know all they sold you was a guaranteed piece of *beep* listen ted, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, i will, i've got spare time" //"yea it makes a man feel good,/ "sure it does" you think if you put that box underneath your pillow at night the guarantee fairy is gonna come in your room and leave a quarter" "but how do you know the fairy is not a crazy glue sniffer, building little model airplanes he says" "well we're not buying it" " next thing you know, theres change missing off the dresser and your daughter's knocked up, i;ve seen it a thousand times"
For me it's gotta be from Tommy Boy - - Not exactly sure on the correct wording - -So bear with me.
The scene when Tommy's father is showing off the factory and Farley is horseplaying with the chain.
Once it hits him in the head everyone turns around as he tries to play it off.
Only to come to the conclusion...
"I'm retarded"
One of the first scenes where he runs into the fence that is just being put up. You can tell that he has run through there the whole of his life without incident. classic.
two others that HAVE to be mentioned here is the cow tipping scene and the killer bees scene.....classics as well.
Fat guy in little coat
House keeping...
bathroom in the plane
and when they sing in the car... classic
"Try not! Do, or do not... There is no try." Yodashare
Yelling at the kids from the boat:
"You better pray to the god... of skinny punks... that this wind doesnt pick up. 'Cuz I'll come over there... and jam an oar up your ass!"
SNL, in the icy water:
To David Spade "Pull me out of this icy hell... you little pillow biter!"
Mocking Janeane Garafalo "Whatever shall we do. SAVE ME YOU STUPID WHORE!"
Classic.
When he did the parody of the Folger's commercial on SNL was the best.
"You lying Son of a Bitch!. You sold me out!"
Hilarious!
Ok here we go.
Tommyboy
1) When him and david spade argue and chris gets hit with the 2 x 4. The in the resturant he goes. Richard do I have a bruise on my face. No I thought I hit you in the shoulder. No my shoulder does hurt but my face does. Not here or here so much but right here. Nope tip top shape. Waitress- Jesus what happened to your face. I knew it.
2)Plus- When chris finds david spanking it. The walkie talkie scene 1,2,3,9er...lol. The model cars scene. The deer scene. The boat scene with the kids.
Blacksheep
1) The hail scene,the concert scene (Kill whitie...lol) The cop car scene.
Saturday night live
1)Chippendales
2)Matt Foley
3)El Nino
4)Lunch Lady Land
5)Shmits Gay
6)Da Bears
7)The Chris Farley Show
King Kong don't have s*it on me.
[Richard knocks on the door impersonating the maid while Tommy tries to sleep]
Richard Hayden: Housekeeping?
Tommy: No thank you. Sleeping.
Richard Hayden: Housekeeping?
Tommy: Come back in an hour.
Richard Hayden: Housekeeping, you want towel?
Tommy: No towels. Need sleepy.
Richard Hayden: Housekeeping, you want me for pillow?
Tommy: Please go away let me sleep FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Richard Hayden: Housekeeping, you want me jerk you off?
Tommy: What kind of hotel is this?
[Opens door]
Tommy: Who the hell are... Oh it's you.
Richard Hayden: Good morning, Sunshine.
i love housekeeping as well
sharetommy-does this coat make me look fat
richard-no your face does
Tommy Boy-Fat guy in a little coat, when he takes the bread in the restaraunt, and explains why he sucks as a sailsman, and on the airplane
Black Sheep-Kill whitey, the cop car, when their on the bunk bed, the scenes with Gary Busey, and of course the cop car, which had me in tears.
housekeeping! lol
shareI would have to say the best scenes are from "Black Sheep" and "Dirty Work."
The two from "Black Sheep" are when the cabin gets hit by the boulder and everything slides to the one side but the fridge and then after they look at it it gets pulled loose and slams into Chris Farley and he says something about the pudding from the fridge falling into his pants and David Spade says, "we didn't have any pudding in there." The other is when they are in the cop car and need to get around the construction and they get on the intercom explaining how they are authorized to drive through the construction zone. While doing this they leave it on and are like, "Haha, they think we are real cops." Then they hit a bumb and David Spade says something like, "I think we hit a chunk of something," and Chris Farley says, "I think I just chunked my pants." LOL
The best, however, is from "Dirty Work" when they are about to have the fight in the bar and Chris Farley's Character goes over to the jukebox and is like, "It is time for some fighting music, YAAAAAAAAA, STREETS OF RAGE, G7!!!!!!" and the guy next to him says, "you just pushed G8," and Chris Farley goes "what?" and then it starts playing "If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain........" and so on as the people in the bar beat the crap out of each other! LOL!
He says "Street Fightin' Man" by the Stones
shareHail scene in Black Sheep....never laughed so hard in my life EVER.
Tommy Boy in the guys office with the toy cars..."Oh my God we're burning alive!!!"
OK, some of these scenes are pretty funny. However, I can't believe you guys don't place this scene a litte higher. The one from Tommy Boy where they are about to be pulled over and do the "Killer Bees, SAVE YOURSELF!" bit outside the car in order to get the cops to leave them alone. That's a Great Scene!
shareThe bong scene certainly gets it started off on the right foot, but there are so many funny scenes in Tommy Boy that it's hard to pinpoint one. The cow tipping scene always has me in tears ("hey chuckles, that doesn't smell like mud"), as does the car sing-a-long when the hood flies up unexpectedly. Being a baby boomer, I honestly go from tears of sentiment to tears of laughter during that one.
shareAnother vote for the gas pump scene. That one always kills me!
"WHAT DID YOU DO?"