Worst 'Heat' lines to use during sex

Don't waste my motherfu--ing time!!


If a private venture fails it's closed down. If a government venture fails it's expanded. M Friedman

"SHES GOT A GREAT ASS, ANY YOU'VE GOT YOUR HEAD ALL THE WAY UP IT"

" What do you want for that? A Junior G Man badge"

" Tell me mom...when your little girl's on the slab...where will it tickle you?"

"GIVE ME ALL YOU GOT, GIVE ME ALL YOU GOT"

" Tell me mom...when your little girl's on the slab...where will it tickle you?"

Sex partner removes her bra.
"A refinery and a scrap yard. What the hell's going on?"

Gimme another refill


If a private venture fails it's closed down. If a government venture fails it's expanded. M Friedman

It's clean in low eight figures.

Are you looking to become a penologist?

You better get your ass in there!

Try it out!

I need a new out.

Check, charge, or cash?


If a private venture fails it's closed down. If a government venture fails it's expanded. M Friedman