You know you have watched Heat for too many times when

-When you buy a new television, instead of selling your old one on Craigslist, you put it in the front seat and kick it the *beep* out of your car at a busy intersection.

And then you speed off, like a boss.

When you go to Denny's and order nothing but orange juice just so that when your waitress inevitably asks if you'd like some food you can reply "Well, you know for me, the action is the juice."

When you stop knocking on doors in favor of blowing them off the hinges with a shotgun and attacking the person inside.

When a cop pulls you over, the first thing you say to him is "whaddaya say you buy me a cup of coffee."

when someone's showing you a present, and as soon as they start telling you who it's from, you interrupt with "I don't give a sh*t who gave it to you"