#1. For a badass execution always say "Look at me" (make sure your victim actually looks at you) before blowing your enemy's head off.
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4. It's a free country brother.
5. She's got a GREAT ASS! And you got your head..ALL THE WAY UP IT! There's something about a woman's ass.
6. You get killed walking your doggie!
7. Who? Who? What am I a *beep* owl?
8. You can *beep* my wife in her ex-husband's dead tech post modernistic *beep* house if you want, but you do NOT get to watch my *beep* TV set.
9. It's clean in low eight figures.
(8 is hilarious)
10. When you are threatening someone on the phone and they say, "What are you doing?", you reply, "What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone. Because there is a dead man on the end of this *beep* line", and then you hang up.
11. Hanna doesn't care if the chicken gets cold.
share12. If you run SLICK as an alias, you're gonna get the phone book, but do it anyways.
13. Don't wear the shirt you daughter gave you for Father's Day to work.
14. She picked Vincent.
15. The grim reaper is visiting you tonight.
16. The black and whites were playing demolition derby.
17. He didn't really need another refill.
18. Remember what Jimmy Mackelwane always said.
19. When you find out the bad guys are looking for you and at you when you're a cop looking for them, say to your investigating crew, "You wanna know what they're looking at? Us..." and then decide to pose for some pictures and say out loud so they can hear, "Yeah, yeah! Okay Mother F-er!"
20. If you're on your way to the airport on your way to start a new life in a foreign country, and your informer calls saying that he found some unfinished business for you, but doesn't think you care, don't get off at the final exit before the airport and take care of it.
21. Al Pacino decided sometime in the 90s never to do a role without overacting and being over the top with every line.
22. When interrogating a drug dealer and he is not giving you answers you want, violently shake the table and simultaneously yell, "Gimme all you got! Gimme all you got!" and you might get him to talk.
#11: *overcooked
shareSlamming someone's head into the diner table and then throwing it against the window in an LA diner will only attract a few glances...And to get them to stop paying attention, just cast them a Tom Sizemore stare. Lol!
share31. LA has a phone prefix starting with 1.
32. Drive to LAX to shake off helicopter surveillance.
33. Bank information is just beamed out and flies through the air. You gotta know how to just grab it
share34. If the cops are on to you like a cheap suit, then you won't be able to dump them.
35. Chris likes to eat breakfast at Neil's.
36. If you want to learn how to fold your fingers over another and turn your eyelids it, you will need to talk to Raoul.
37. Richard is very proud that he saw an ex-con on the street who has something going down.
38. Shape charge indicates that they are technically proficient.
39. Hanna's idea of a normal life is barbeque's and ball games.
40. The homeless guy across the street during the bearer bonds job heard 'em.