Mine is where Renfield creeps into Lucy's bedroom and looks under her sheet, any to cut a long story short its when he is back in is cell, and says 'I saw everything, cracks me up all the time, its the way he says it like a dirty old man.
share-She's the undead!
-She's alive ?
-She's Nosferatu !
-She's ITALIAN!!??
-She's almost dead
-She's dead enough !
-I saw= nothing ! I saw nothing ! I saw everything!!
-You'll stay here 'till you rot... You're free to go ! (But what is so funny in that scene is the way Reinfield starts crying)
-All right ! I lost them !!
Or that whole scene when Dracula wants the maid to sleep and Mina to join him is really funny.
And those ones are in a dubbed version but I'm almost sure they're in the original :
It smells like mouse trap !
And Reinfield starts looking for the mouse...
And after Reinfield has "lost 'em"
-We are lucky.
-Why ?
-Because he's a fool.
Or something I don't remember... sory loll
Peas In A Pod.
The scene where Reinfield demands that Dracula punishes him.
Also the last word argument between Van Helsing and Dracula.
But you can't forget "Get him out of here. And give him another enema."
Or something to that effect.
Renfield - Not another enema!
Seward - Yes, another and another until you come to your senses!
"Put him in a straightjacket and give him an enema! No, wait!! Give him an enema first, THEN put him in a straightjacket!" lol
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"Gentlemen, we are very fortunate!"
"Why is that?"
"He's an imbecile!"
or
Dracula: "Go through the door, Mina..."
__Mina goes through the door and closes it
Dracula: "Mina, you are in the closet. Open the door, Mina..."
hehe
One of my favourites has to be:
Van Helsing: Count Dracula. Hmm, curious. Are you descended from Vlad Tapish? The first Dracula?
Dr. Steward: Tapish?
Van Helsing: Ya. It means 'The Impaler.' He was a blood-thirsty butchah. He inflicted unspeakable tortures on the peasants: cutting off their hands and feet, gouging out their eyes and then impaling them on iron spikes!
Dracula: They had it coming.
And then the whole conversation that follows with Dracula and Van Helsing where they speak Transalvanian and both try to get the last word in(I don't remember the exact words).
For me, it's a tie between "I Didn't see anything, I didn't see anything!!" I saw eeeeverythingg! (His face just cracks me up.)
Or "What are you doing to the furniture?" haha!
-The Cheshire Cat
The line after that where Van Helsing says, "It's very simple to see why the delicant arristocracy in that part of the world is dying out."
Kelloway: Doyle, get in the car.
Doyle: But I ordered Onion Rings.
Kelloway: Doyle!
Van Helsing: Can you explain zhat?!
Harker: I can't explain zhat.
Seward: I can't explain zhat either
Van Helsing:(angry) No one can explain zhat!