Mine is where Renfield creeps into Lucy's bedroom and looks under her sheet, any to cut a long story short its when he is back in is cell, and says 'I saw everything, cracks me up all the time, its the way he says it like a dirty old man.
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Lets see...since this is a Brooks film it's a tad hard to pick them out...but I would have to say it's when Van Helsing and Harker are standing over Lucy's(I assume) body and it goes somethig like this:
VH: "She's the undead!"
Harker: "She's alive?"
VH: She's Nosferatu!"
Harker: "She's Italian?"
"Why don't you come back to my house and I'll show you my man-sized manicotti?....beutiful!" - "Pop" Gustavson
I love when Reinfield arrives to the castle and he is sleeping and the vampire girls comes. It's just cracks me up when he says in a very british accent: What aaare you ding with the furnitures?!!
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Johnathon: Oh My God, there's so much blood!
Van Helsing: I know....We should have put newspaper down.
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When Dracula tells Reinfield to lose the tail and meet him at the house. All Reinfield does is run round in a circle and say...
Reinfield: That's it, I think I've lost them.
Possibly the funniest gag in any movie...!
Renfield: I'm shheduled to meet Count Dracula.
Villager #1: Dracula!
Villager #2: Dracula!!
Villager #3: DRACULA!!!
Villager #4: Shheduled?
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Harker:I love Opera, reflects love, passion, emotion and all that I can not feel
shareHelsing: Fushta!
Dan, da dan dan dada-dadadadadadan! THE END
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"I didn't see anything! I didn't see anything!! I saw everything... "
*Renfield's laugh as he opens the door on the ship*
"You'll stay in here till you rot!"
"You're free to go!"
"But I'm positive!"
"Of what?"
"My theory!"
"And what is that?"
"The theory of yes... or no..."
"He flies, I don't, He flies, I don't, HE flies, I DON'T"
"Come here little darling! I won't hurt you! All I want is your life!"
To name but a few.... ^^
"Yes, we have Nosferatu! We have Nosferatu today!" gets me every time.
shareYes, we have Nosferatu! We have Nosferatu today!" gets me every time
Weird I dont follow this joke... :S I just dont get it...
We are all slaves to the system working jobs that we hate so we can buy *beep* we dont need.
There was this song that started out "Yes, we have no bananas/We have no bananas today." The line follows the rhythm of the song exactly.
shareLoooool, I didn't know that! I just thought the line was funny because of the way the great Harvey Korman says it and because it's just random and convenient that he would have received Nosferatu the very day he's asked for it. Genius.
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There was this song that started out "Yes, we have no bananas/We have no bananas today." The line follows the rhythm of the song exactly.
I love the whole movie but my favorite 2 lines are from when Dracula just wakes in up his coffin. The first is when he rises straight up and into the chandelier and he goes, "i Should move the coffin, or the chandelier". My other fav line was "I was having a daymare". But theres so many great line in the movie. Of the top of my head another great one is the whole section where Renfield is thrown in jail then let got seconds later for gd behaviour
share"I'm not going to hurt you; I just want your life!"
"I'm goin' away, to a world unknown" ~ Charley Patton
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the bit where Mina tells Jonathan to sit 'closer you silly boy' and he grabs hold of the bed.
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