Favourite episodes: Speed 3, Chirpy Burpy Cheap Sheep, Old Grey Whistle Theft
Favourite quotes:
'Is that you Mrs Doyle? I thought it was Marilyn Monroe!'
'Theresa! I forgot me feckin' trousers!'
'Ted, Pat was wondering if he could put his massive tool in my box?' 'What? How DARE - ' *Pat grabs his spanner* 'It's too big for the milk float!'
'If anyone tried to steal any of the whistles I had on display ... I'd blow his feckin head of his shoulders!'
The couple at the Picnic area 'This is my foppin spot! Fop off!' 'Hit him Frank, I'll hit him for ya!' 'She foppin would aswell! *beep*
'No tea for you Father Damien!' 'I don't care I don't want any stupid tea!'
'CRILLYYYYYYYY!!!!' (Bishop Brennan running towards the house with his cape flying behind him)
Father Hernandez saying 'Adios Ted!' before driving off in his sports car
'Crilly, if you ever try and *beep* me again, I will rip off your arms.'
'It'll be like Boys in the Hood!'
'Bishop Brennan? Oh. That *beep*
'The real villains in this piece are ... Giant Reed and Hud Hastings! *gasps from the crowd* someone says 'fockin ell!'
'You address me by my proper title, you little bollocks!'
'Don't call me Len you little prick!'
'How's the son?'
'I really really like Tony!'
'Who came crawling in at TEN PAST THE ELEVEN??!!'
'The second best priest ... the second best ... THE SECOND BEST PRIEST.'
With Father Ted I think it's some of the subtle moments that really make the show what it is. Here are some of the little things that had me laughing out loud:
At the football match when they do a close up of the Italian priest's eyes, and a lock of hair falls down.
In the Sheep episode where Ted and Dougal see Giant Reed on a bike weaing a fur coat trying to hide his face.
The fact that Ted's clock face is the Pope.
The watercolour drawing of Brennan on the skirting.
'Ted, how funny would it be if Bishop Brennan came in right now and said we needed to go down to the cinema and protest?' *Bishop Brennan bangs through the door*
Ted's face halfway through mocking Dick's performance at the Eurovision when he realises their song is miles better.
Father Noel river dancing in the caravan with a perfectly serious face (before it tips over)
When Henry Sellers has a glass of brandy and runs off into the woods, and it's played out like a nature watch.
When Father Stone and Dougal are outside the house and you see Ted being thrown out the window (definitely one of my favourite scenes!)
Father Stone's painting.
At the end of 'Hairy Hands' episode when the mad priests can all be heard shouting 'feck! arse!' and the lights go out, then you hear the jungle music.
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Bunnygirl83
13 years ago
There are SO many, but here are a few of my favorites:
1. From "Christmassy Ted", Dougal doing a funeral
2. Dougal's description of the creature and subsequent "Things that do not exist" list
3. My Lovely Horse
4. Ted imagining dancing in a disco when he learns of his inheritance from Father Jack
5. Mrs. Doyle falling off of the window sill
6. Mrs Doyle: "have some cake, there's cocaine in it!"
7. When Bishop Brennan brings up the "Blackrock Incident" Dougal replying "They were only nuns"
8. The whole episode "Speed 3"
9. Father Jack screaming "Knickers! Women's knickers!"
10. When sobering up for Lent, Father Jack realizing "I'm still on this fecking island!" And identifying things such as the floor, the window, then pointing at Ted and yelling *beep*
11. Dougal's He-Man sheets
12. Dermot Morgan's amazing head of hair
13. Any scene with Father Noel Furlong (especially in Flight of Terror when he pretends to be biting his nails cheerfully)
14. Dougal telling the television interviewer that he doesn't believe in organized religion
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louiseculmer
10 years ago
my favourite episode is the one where they are trying to give things up for Lent. i think that's hilarious. and I love the one where Dougal is running around with the other young priest, and he steals the whistle. And the bit where they're all lost in the lingerie department.
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