100 Things I learned from The Last Seduction

101. Successful baddies prefer the stretch limo complete with the chauffeur & the stylized airplane trunk ornament.




How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But the lightbulb has to want to change.

1. Victoria, this was a good idea and an entertaining thread.

2. Aren't there some miserable, obnoxious people on IMDB?

Here's my two cents:

1. It is impossible to wear stockings without constantly showing the tops.

2. No matter how much of a badass you are, no matter how badly you treat a guy, he will believe that you would write his name on a pad and draw love-hearts.

3. As my dad used to say, you can't tell the girls from the boys these days.

4. When the police get a complaint (of diddly flashing for instance), they don't need to speak to the complainant in person, much less get a statement - they just roll up within seconds and pull someone out of his car.

5. Raping a woman in men's underpants makes you so furious you can't even hear the most loudly bleeping phone in the world as it is dialled.

6. Drug dealers are kind hearted and despite seeing that they can scare you with a gun after you have handed over the stash, they will still give you $700,000.

7. It's a black guy with a face full of glass shards, who needs to investigate his death??

8. When you're agonising over whether to kill your mark or not, always blurt out the name of your Femme Fatale, who happens to be his wife.

9. No need to find the Femme Fatale, the widow of the victim and, one would think, prime witness, and put her on the witness stand - nah, we'll convict you without her evidence.