What's your favorite moment in this movie? There are 2 for me that my wife and I have quoted for decades:
"A man his size would move a wall!"
"Let's shoot this *beep*
"...And far away in his cage, the monkey smiled with his all-seeing eyes."
the scene with criswell asking lugosi if he wants wine
lugosi: "I don't drink wine"
everybody laughs only lugosi looks depressed..
poor guy
When Bela is pretending to get killed by the octopus. AAH! It's killing me! This water is *beep* cold! Makes me laugh every time.
Boris Karloff's sidekick? Beep You!
Karloff does not deserve to sell my s***
Many favorite moments...
But here is a few
Bela
I think she is a honey look at those juggs...
Bunny
The doctor was a qvack, if it hadnt been for theses gentlemen i dont know what wouldve happened
Clown college?! You cant eat that.
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I also loved when Bela arrived at rehab and admitted he needed help...so heartbreaking. I also have to agree the scene where Ed meets Orson Welles was perfection...D'Onofrio nailed it.
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-Bela monologue as the evil Doctor. Both his street performance and the one Ed was 'filming'.
-Anytime Ed says 'Cut. Print!'
-The Bela 'I'm so broke.'
-'I like to dress in womens clothes... *You're a fruit?*.. No I love women! Wearing their clothes makes me feel closer to them.'
There's so many to list.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73SidPwuG78
Confound your lousy toll.. TROLL!
How about when Bela was showing Ed the hand thing with Vampira on TV? Eddie almost seems to be taking it seriously - it's like a father and son moment, except creepy and funny.
shareLugosi - "Boris Karloff? That British bastard doesn't deserve to smell my sh!t"!
also, "I don't drive a car in this town - too many maniacs on the road"
Wood (explaining wearing women's underwear in the Marines) - "my biggest fear was getting wounded, and the medics would discover my secret"
the part where Tor Johnson is struggling to climb out of the grave, so Wood tells the 2 actors dressed as cops to help him out - and they film it! Didn't see that movie, it'd be off the hook if it really shows 2 cops helping an alien monster climb out of a grave right after robbing it!
And of course, the surreal Sarah Jessica Parker moment, reading the reviews from the 1st play - "Do I have a horse face"?
The part where they're at the wrestling match and Bill Murray says 'goodbye penis' and the people around him seem to take a slight notice.
Then the sort of shocked expression on Sarah Jessica Parker's face when she hears it notwithstanding the fact that she's lumped between a transexual and a cross dresser while sitting in the middle of the most red blooded stereotypically heterosexual environment are just perfect.
That idea aint' worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin' it on.