My favorite lines are
1. "Uncle 10 most wanted"
2. " I can't tell you where my Uncle Martin is..... but I'll give you a hint......KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!"
3. "What about the bikers and your damn no no place"
LOL
whats everyone elses
...any luck with that chocolate?! Any luck...with that...chocolate?!?
I didnt say wig. I said bestest looking wig! I believe there is a difference!
Maybe you were having nightmares about your early days in the circus.
I remember saying the last line to my mom, and my dad totally taking offense to it. hahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaa
Oh God, is there no end to your madness?!
Uncle Martin is becoming nutty-nuts!
I'd say I'm the happiest boy in the whole wide world uncle Mental-case!
I actually have an uncle that I call uncle mental-case, because he is very highly-strung, just like Charles Grodin's character.
ARE YOU STUNNED???!!??
Shame on you stephan...shame on your eyes!!!
Stephan walked back!
And when the rainbow arches...
I suspect the bartender...theory!
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they tried to touch my no no special place!!
What ever you say sweet one who birthed me!
Uh-oh! It looks like daddy's gonna have a big stroke!
(Later) Daddy! It's comming!
Glad to see I am not the only one who LOVES this movie!
I agree with most of the replies where CLifford & Uncle Martin are together, fighting over the toy dinosaur, "Act like a human boy!", etc.
How about the scene where he says "Stefan says that was a very CRUEL thing you did!"
"Well tell STEFAN that....he has to get some sleep so we can go to Dinosaur World tomorrow!"
All of the "You're the bestest, Sarah Davis" kid-talk by Martin Short was hilarious....it never gets old!!
And the flute was another thing that cracked me up....along with all the "Hello, Mrs. Nice person" or whatever it was he said...it's on cable this month, so I suggest people Tivo or DV-r it while you can!!!
"Please don't reject me!" - Clifford
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'perhaps you were having a nightmare about your early days in the circus!'
"You have to live life to its full chorizo!"-Mario Batališ
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Just leave the dinosaur there, I'm trying to tell you something. When I... When I was a little boy... You know, you touch the dinosaur, I'm gonna kill you.
Hi, this is Martin Daniels, I'm not home right now but I got a bomb under city hall. Talk to you later.
"I'm not the one in the straight jacket"
"I'm sure when they put on yours they will need a much bigger one."
You are now firing a gun at your imaginary friend, near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin! -Tyler Durden
i'm going nuts here! someone tell me how that song goes..
i know the end is something like, "but don't be scared of my sharp, sharp teeth. or my mighty, mighty roar."
He's Larry, the scary rex, he's a scary dinosaur
But don't be scared of his sharp sharp teeth
Or his mighty mighty roar,
Because he loves kids and kids love him
Even though his claws......
You are now firing a gun at your imaginary friend, near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin! -Tyler Durden
"How many years do you think you'll get for this, Uncle Ten Most Wanted?"
"I would suspect the bartender---theory!"
"I believe I would love it EVEN MORE!"
yeah, the first two've been said.
This is such a funny movie.
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"You don't know the first thing about Hitler; I mean Clifford!!" -Uncle Martin.
"I wanna say Mason"- Uncle Martin
"And when you are looking a the ball LOOK AT IT! Keep your eye on the ball!!"-Uncle Martin
Man there are so many more though..
This movie is amazing!
"Wasn't very nice of the mean lady to smash your collarbone, now was it, Steffon?"
"They told me their biker stories! Some of them were fun, but most of them were SCARY."
"Uh-oh, Daddy's gonna have a big stroke, and then he's gonna start talking like this..."
Ahhh... such a great bad movie. :)
"I'm sorry miss nice older person, but you musst be mistaken, Perhaps you were having a nightmare about your early days in the Circus."
"Uncle 'Mental case'"
"Last time I saw him, he was busy counting the money he was given in the men's room!"
What kind of superhero would call himself Lord Smoked Meats and Fishes?
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"Just look at me like a normal boy for just one second...you can't, you can't do it" (Just the looks on Martin Short face as he's tryin....one of the funniest scenes I've ever seen)...."Stephen walked back" hahahhahahah, oh my god, classic
"Don't worry about Clifford, he'll be fine if you give him a ton of sugar and a book about Hitler"
The story about the bikers, "they told me stories. Some of them were fun, but some were scary"....and then Unlce Martin later, "Tell her about your damn touchy no-no place". Hahahahahahaha priceless
One of my favorite movies. I've seen it a million times and every time I die laughing, I don't know why, it's just that funny...I could go on quoting all day
"Gee I don't like him"
The first three lines of the closing credit song...this was horrendous
shareWasn't very nice of the mean lady to smash your collarbone, now was it, Steffon?"
"They told me stories of what they do..on their bikes! Some of them were fun, but some of them were SCARY."
also the part when martin short is singing the sanfransico part...its soo funny
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"Rollo Tamasi"
(When Clifford is hanging off the ride about to be eaten) Save me Uncle Martin!
Uncle Martin " Im thinking it over! What happens if I let you live?... what HORRORS you might unleash!"
When Martin gets back after the police incident. He is hugging Clara and sees Clifford "HA HA HA HA (says quietly with a sarcastic smile) there he is."
" You touch that dinosaur, IM gonna kill you."
these are all soooo good...one that no one mentioned that i think is hilarous is when uncle martin is on the phone with sarah davis and he says,"Use a potholder cliffy!" hahahaha grrrrreat movie
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"Just leave the dinosaur there, I'm trying to tell you something. When I... When I was a little boy... You know, you touch the dinosaur, I'm gonna kill you." [and then] "Give it to me! I'll rip its head off! Give it to me! God all mighty, boy!"
"Don't worry about Clifford, he'll be fine if you give him a ton of sugar and a book about Hitler."
"But I didn't say 'nice wig,' Uncle Martin, I said 'bestest-looking wig.' I believe there is a difference...?"
Though it was pretty hard narrowing it down to just three!
Edit: I just remembered, my other real favorite is: "I'm telling you, this boy and his cereal!" I guess I can't narrow it down to only three!
Double Edit: And the whole "act like a human boy/you can't even do it for ten seconds!" part. Gold!
1. Clifford's Dad: "Oh my God! Is there no end to your madness!?"
2. Martin: "Oh don't worry about Clifford..he'll be fine if you give him a ton of sugar and a book about Hitler!"
(Moments later...)
"You don't know the first thing about Hitler..Cl..Clifford!"
3. Clifford: "What's a face-lift?"
4. Clifford: "Perhaps you were just having a nightmare about your early days in the circus!?"
5. Clifford: "My, that's the best-est looking wig I've ever seen!"
6. Clifford: "Hi Uncle Martin. How was your stay in penetentiary? Meet any interesting hoodlems?"
7. Clifford: "San-Fran-Sisco!"
8. Martin: "Sarah's father called me a moron!?"
Clifford: "A simple minded..moron."
9. Martin: "You know, you touch the dinosaur, I'm gonna kill you!"
10. Clifford: "Sometimes I scare myself!"
Haha, there's more...
So I aint holdin nuttin back, and muthafu**er I got 5 on the 20 sack!
i thought of a good one:
uncle martin mocking clifford "i just made the bestest nuclear bomb in the whole world!"
Natalie: Everyone kept saying "Hey, what's up?"...What's up where?!?!?!
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" ring bearer'
sharei believe my dear uncle martin would like to make a toast on this quite auspicious occasion!
lady-"What a horrible way to speak to a child"
cliffords father-" well im dreadfully sorry, mrs. extra wide load!!!! What are you packin in huh? About two dozen jelly donuts a day?!?!?
uncle martin-"You look like willie nelson"
his boss- "by the way, I happen to love willie nelson"
"Wendy hunny, give me the bat, im not gonna hurt ya im just gonna bash your fncking brains in"
While this wasn't the funniest movie ever, it had its moments.
The funniest part wasn't so much a line, but when they show the people griping at the airport luggage pick-up, then switch to the guys in the car, with a dog... and a surfboard... and a radio. That just cracked me up.
Also, when he's talking about playing frisbee with the wig and he makes that spiralling, whistle noise.
Man in Stadium Crowd: Hey Look! It's Enrico Pallazzo!
when Martin goes to pick Clifford up at the airport, Clifford pretends to be dreaming. bolts up and says "Don't Reject Me!"
"Wasn't very nice of the mean lady to smash your collarbone, now was it, Steffon?" Clifford
"Oh My God! Is there no end to your madness?!" Clifford's father
"Any luck with that chocolate? Any luck with that CHOCOLATE!?!" Martin after he pulls Clifford out of a van when Clifford smuggles himself on.
And not really a line but all the goofy faces Martin Short makes through out the film! They are all priceless!
~Sander~Fan of GB
The world showed no compassion for me!
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Uncle Matin, "Can you try and behave like a human boy?"
Clifford, "Don't hurt him he's the only one left in his family", talking about his toy dinosaur.
Clifford, "I got in a train to run away but a person tried to touch my no-no, special place.....and then there were bikers and they told me stories. Some of them were fun and some were scary".
Clifford, "...my mouth is parched from my long night of bondage. Why is his face twisted so?"
This movie is hilarious!!!!!
1. He'll be fine if you give him a ton of sugar and a book about Hitler.
2. I just made the bestest nuclear bomb in the whole wide world!
3. I'd say I'm the happiest boy in the world, Uncle Mental Case.
1. I want to go to Dinosaur World.
2. Hi, this is Clifford. I can't tell you where my Uncle Martin is right now but I'll give you a hint: kaboom!
3. I NEED CHOCOLATE!
Jack Mercer: Hey kid!! No running in the hall!!
Clifford: CHOCOLATE! I need it badley......
Clifford:[talkin about Larry the Scary Rex] Oh boy you're big!
Dang I know this one, and I dont think it's been said, but I cant remember how it goes exactly. I'll try my hardest to remember anyway.
Clifford:[talking about his teacher's wig] He lets us play with it at recess.
Martin: Your teacher let's you play with his wig?
Clifford: Fressibe. (other teacher's name) uses it too. That would be for other reasons. (slient moment....)
LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!
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" Can you just act like a human boy for one minute here? Look at me like a person! You can't do it for more than a few seconds.. Look at me like a human boy! "
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