My favorite lines are
1. "Uncle 10 most wanted"
2. " I can't tell you where my Uncle Martin is..... but I'll give you a hint......KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!"
3. "What about the bikers and your damn no no place"
LOL
whats everyone elses
What if you got your hands on some plutonium?
I just made the bestest bomb in the whole wide world!
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"Don't blame me when his head starts spinning around - Watch out for the GREEN VOMMITTT!!!"
"Any Luck With That Chocolate?"
"Use The Potholder Cliffy"
"Excuse me, have you seen a gray colie dog around here?" "No m'am, I haven't".
The whole scene after Clifford gives Uncle Martin the tobasco drink, and Clifford mocking his speech.
"It WAS funny Uncle Martin, you were like 'Here's to Parker Davis, we LOVE you sir,' and then your like (pretends to choke) and then you RUN over to the punch bowl (mimes slopping punch into his mouth) and everybody's saying to themselves, "W-w-what a goof!"
and then Martin Short breaks up laughing, I can't get that scene out of my head.
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1. "Look at me like a human boy!"
2. "You wouldn't lie to me, would you, Uncle Martin? Because if you did, I'd be so angry...I don't know what I'd do!"
3. "You're the bestest (random person/place/thing) in the whole wide world!"
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