I thought this would be a fun game that could help get this board going. We had a thread like this on the IMDb board once, which was pretty funny, but it reached the size limit and expired. I don't think this site has a size/time limit. So let's have another one here!
I'll start. This post has been deleted because it was ON A BREAK!
This post was deleted because this parachute was a knapsack.
shareThis post was deleted because there is something fundamentally unmarriable about it.
shareThis post was deleted because it got a part in a movie as Al Pacino's butt double.
shareThis post was deleted because it had niffles on its heaving beasts. And you should have seen its huge throbbing pens!
shareThis post has been deleted because it was the holiday armadillo.
shareThis post was deleted because it has the spirit of an old Indian woman living in its ceiling.
shareThis post was deleted by Robocop because he didn't like being compared to Jane Eyre.