You Never Go Full Retard


Everybody knows you never go full retard.

What do you mean?

Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, "Being There." Infantile, yes. Retarded, no. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, "I Am Sam." Remember? Went full retard, went home empty handed...

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I am Sam 2: still tarded!

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Hello from the future. You are SO cancelled.

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Peter Sellers didn't win. Only nominated.

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hahaaaa!
but seriously. Leo did a good job.

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child please

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Peter Sellers never won an Oscar. Both him and Penn were nominated though.

When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep..and you're never really awake

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..and don't forget Edward Norton's character in The Score..with Robert DeNiro.

...His character was prentending to be retarded..but still it's all Norton's brillant acting too.

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