The first time i saw that scene when all the pamphlets fall out of the magazine that Emilio's reading and form a big mound around his feet made me laugh so hard. What was your favourite scene from the movie? I also loved the bit when samuel l. jackson and emilio are investigating the house when the people were murdered and emilio gets attacked by the dog...classic..
shareThe shampoo scene is the best one.
I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot.
The two bits that always get me are when Tim Curry's character has Emilio Estevez hostage and tells Luger to drop his gun. When he tells him he doesn't have one he kicks one over, tells him to pick it up and immediately to drop it again. That's fantastic.
I also like the bit where General Mortars is describing the payment terms on the drug deal, half now, half tomorrow and half on delivery (or something to that effect).
Both of those moments crack me up
For me its...
"remember stay on the left...he's in the last one"
Luger and Colt walk down next to cells,man walks away has a sudden look of horror and runs back...
"THE RIGHT, I MEANT STAY ON THE RIGHT!!!"
prisoner has luger in a headlock through his bars and colt is pistolwhipping his arm.
...I always laugh my head off!
"you expect me to trade my eternal soul for PEA SOUP!?!"
The detective says, "What happened to McCrackens body, it didnt just get up and walk away." A few minutes later, the dog is digging a hole to bury the body.
shareoh just about everything that comes out of Jon Lovitz' mouth:
Becker: Yea let her go and keep me (referring to Claire).
The General: No
Becker: Ooh ok well keep her and let me go. Keep everybody but me.
Luger: Give us a name.
Becker: Werent your parents supposed to do that.
Luger: Didnt you die?
Becker: I thought this was supposed to be a sequel.
Becker: No not that one.
Colt: What are you doing here?
Becker: Saving your life.
Colt: Look its always the red wire.
Becker: But what about that one...the orange?
Colt: Who asked you anyway?
Becker: Hey Colt you remember that movie Hotshots. I dont wanna draw any parallels here but dont you think it's strange, bit of a coincidence, that you're doin this in Hotshots?
Colt: Alright, Becker thats enough, this ones got your name written all over it!
And of course, the ninja turtles' scene
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Can't believe no one mentioned this one, but it's my favorite. It goes something like this:
Woman (talking about Colt): "You can't seriously be thinking about using this man. He's a loose cannon. But worst of all he is gun-happy."
Colt (Pulls out his gun and points it at the woman's face): "Where do you get off saying that???"
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There are no stupid questions, only stupid people.
Two words:
Vilderness Gouirls!!!!
I love the scene where Whoopi Goldberg answers the door, and Curry pulls of the wig, and she does the same, and then he keeps shooting her after she tells him an answer, then the blind guy is sitting there with a tin cup, "Rememember...you saw nothing!" Curry drops a coin in
shareamaster88- True, that is the funniest scene in the whole movie! I sometimes put the DVD in just to watch that scene. Goldberg and Curry have awesome comedic chemistry in that scene!
sharemy favorite part was when samuel l. jackson family and the dog was playing footsies with emilo esteves character while having dinner
also the scene where their at a boating doc and then out of nowhere popeye pops out mad randomly that was mad funny
And remember.. you saw.. nothing. *clink-clink* (he throws some coins into the blind mans cup)
Taxi! *BOOM*
And when Colt jumps up into the air to perform the most extreme flying kick combination!! *HIIYAA!*
when colt gets out of the car and you only see his feet, then he drops a cigarette and stands on it, then a cigar, then he crushes a pipe with his foot.
hahaha.
i can't believe this movie didn't get the credit it deserved.
"next time instead of just smoking cigarrettes in bed, can we actually make love?"
hilarious
Theres so many hilarious bits in it that got under the radar, like where he calls for scottie to fix the coffee machine and the guy from star trek pops up and quotes his line. The cop doing standup too, and emilio estavez throwing his cigarette in the sea and it blows up. And the first time you see the blind man in whoopi goldbergs house, that was so random. Oh and 'hmmm, looks like she caught herself by surprise'.Also 'ithink thats what got her killed'....
'you dont think it was bullets?'. I was laughing all the way through yhe movie.
For me the best bit is when emilio estavez gets accused of being gun happy, and points his gun at the womans head 'where do you get off saying that?'.
Only unfunny bit in the film was the dr.leecher bit imo, that drew away from the film.
Loose lips sink ships
Theres no use crying over spilt milk
Dont Judge a Book by its cover
Life is to short and theres no time for fighting and fussing my friends.
Sorry Mike.
That almost made me pee my pants, and especially where William Shatner sticks his head in the piranah tank and comes out with one in his mouth and spits it out.
Hilarious!...Best slapstick comedy ever
"Now I want you to think, and stop being a smart aleck" -the Cowboy
How about when Colt is sneaking into the cookie factory? [cracks his shins on the subtitles, breaks them, kicks them out of the scene] :->
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[after the mini-mart shootout]
Colt: "I know what you're thinking... Did he fire 176 shots, or 175?"
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"I'm Sergeant Colt, and this is Sergeant Luger."
"Loogie?"
"Luger."
"Loser?"
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[body falls, hits the pavement, missing a chalk outline, slides over into the outline]
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Destiny: "I like pure things. They give me pleasure." [inhales an entire cigarette at once]
Do you have these in Tope?
No Tope, Beef Jerkey!!
Naw you don't have to thank me, I'm just a cop, doin his job...
Look, I'm gonna tell you about an accident and I don't want to hear act of God O.K.
"Did I forget to give you that message?"
"No No, I'll beg now"
"Sometimes she would forget about me and lick herself for hours."
The part where the guys are "following them" by sitting in the back seat...hilarious.
They should so make a sequel to this movie. With SMJ's popularity and the cult status of this movie it could be a big hit.
The whole opening sequence in the mini mart has always been my favorite. I love that wide-shot of the devestated mart right after Emilio says "You don't need to thank me. I'm just a cop...doing his job.". I remember seeing this in the cinema in 93 and I nearly peed my pants at that bit.
I also love the Silence of the Lambs bit...
Leecher:Prid pro quo, Mr Colt.
Colt:What does that mean?
Leecher:It means I'm pretentious.
"Jackie Treehorn...treats objects...like women, man!"
When they confiscate bikes and they blow up! Priceless.
*Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge*
I can't believe no one mentioned the part with the walker:
("From now on, I will always go by the book")
Colt: Oh yeah? *pulls out smashed walker* Remember this? *shakes it around*
And this has been mentioned a few times, but the Bruce Willis scene is f u c k i n g hilarious.
"Is this 1014 Pacific Coast Highway?"
"Ahh?"
"1014 Pacific Coast Highway."
"No! No! This is 814 Pacific Coast Highway! 1014 is two blocks that way!"
"Sorry, my mistake."
"Yeah... No problem. No problem."
my fave bit is emilio estevez 'yeah' when asked if hes gonna steal kids bikes, best delivery ever
shareahhh....no one said the end part when Queen is playing Bohemian Rhapsody, then they head bash and the beaver shows up...priceless, but overall the movie almost killed me, from laughing so hard at the scenes.
also when the beaver shot is done.
And Currey when hes like, "you saw nothing" and puts coins in his cup, and hes a blind guy...
i love the:
Give me a name!!
Aint your mother supposed to give you that? lmao!
In the factory, Colt is kicking bad guys through a glass window 2 guys are moving right behind them. He kicks one bad guy too soon, and the 2 guys say, "Hold it" everything stops(action, music, etc) until they're set. Then they say, "ok" and the bad guy flys through the glass
shareI have so many.
"Don't worry kids. We'll take good care of your bikes." BOOM!
The part where Sammuel L. Jackson shoots Mortors and Emilio holds his stomach like he got shot then pops up and says "Just kidding".
"You won't shoot me, you haven't got the-Bang!- guts,"
"Suicide huh, she must have caught herself by surprise."
"Cigarette!," "Cigarette hit the floor."
Of course the whole mime flashback.
"Tell me the worst meal you've ever eaten Detective Colt. Quickly!" I-it was a fish sandwhich-" "Don't tell him anything!"
"I don't nothing about no York. Now where's my food?"
"We ate it, and please no double negatives." The way Sam delivers this line is hilarious.
"It's not bad, don't worry, you'll be back on your feet in no time." Gives him a thumbs up and ZIP!.
"WAIT A MINUTE, I'M THE CAPTAIN HERE I DO ALL THE YELLING, BUT IF IT'S THAT IMPORTANT TO YOU TAKE THE DAMN CASE!" "THANK Y-, thank you,"
" I know your trying to block out the memory but come on your mothers been dead for 6 months." Silence. "Uh-oh, did I forget to give you that message?"
potota head: IM INNOCENT, THEY'LL FRY ME
POPEYE!!!!
yea that bits brilliant. especcially since she was describin mr potato head in the police station and u see him in the background.
wat i thought was funny was how they thought everything was a suicide even though mckrakins appartment is covered in bullet holes and 2 girls are tryin to get away
Becker: "Do you sleep in the nude?"
Destiny: "Only when I'm naked"
and.. the Turtle scene!
[At the cookie factory]
Luger shoots Mortars & you can see the bullet wound appear on Mortars, but Colt instead slams back in pain & says "Just kidding".
[At the Squealers Hotel]
*Woman screams & shots are heard*
Colt pulls his gun out of his pants really fast & you hear a rip, then we see the gun with the underwear wrapped around it.
^_^
The scene where Luger's wife bring home the worker (Ted?) from the local grocery market. Luger, being oblivious says.
Luger - Ted, would you like some coffee?
Dorris - Oh, honey. Ted is from a dysfunctional family.
Luger - Oh! so....no coffee.
I cant explain it, that just has me clutching my sides.
I love the part where Mr. Jigsaw assaults Colt and Luger at the wilderness girls office, Luger has a flashback and drops his gun. Jigsaw runs and when Colt chases after him, a teddybear can clearly be seen under his arm as he runs XD
share"I am your worst nightmare"
"No, working out without my penis is"
"Is that her"
"NO, it is just a picture of her"
and the unintentional suicide line is funny too.
"drop the gun"
"i dont have one"
"you are not carrying a weopon?"
"dont beleave in them"
kicks gun to him
"pick up the gun"
"PUT DOWN THE GUN!"
gets me everytime
I like when Colt shots up the bad guys and they fly out of the window with an overly exaggerated potshot at action movies where it's shown ad nauseum the guys flying to the ground.