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Come on-Best Lines of the Film?

posted 19 years ago by nicksta_87
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Ive just watched Hot Shots Part Deux and my chest still hurts from the laughter-but what dya think the best lines in the film are?

President Benson-Cookie?

Walters-No for me Sir.

Benson-Young Lady?

Michelle-No Thank you sir.

Benson- No I was just offering him a young lady.

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Topper Meeting Benson

Topper-Mr President.

Benson-No you're not.I've seen him on television he's an older man about my height.

Later on...

Benson-Now here's a tip.Dont go around calling yourself the President I wouldnt do it and I dont think you should either. Just doesnt hold water.Matter of fact, neither do I-Lets get away from these power cables..

[–] fulviod 15 years ago

Surely the one that the woman say to him:

"Nothing remain soft in my hands"
And the steam going out from the shirt..... pure gold!!!

And sexy at the same time... even if it's a parody movie that scene and the way she say it and the limo one is pure fire!

[–] AstroJourgensen 15 years ago

Dexter: You're an American!
Topper: Yes, from America.

Absolutely brilliant.

Last name? I'd rather not say

[–] RowBoatCop 14 years ago

Harbinger looks at topper and michelle and says

Which one of you is michelle huddleston?

[–] whoseyourdaddy 14 years ago

"I can't get out. They've tied my shoes together."

"A double-knot...bastards."

also,

"It's your wife...Hilary Rodham Hussein!"

and my personal favorite,

"War...It's fantastic!!"

Such a funny movie!

[–] brimst0ne13 14 years ago

iraqi gets splattered by a grenade launcher: "Now thats a hell of a gun!"

Boat inspection: Cream of onion! Al Gerro!

something about call rates on huddleston's personal number. i cant remember lol but it was rediculous

Topper: What should I get you?

Michelle: How bout a thighmaster, ive broken my last three...

man on stretcher underwater: Oh mr gepetto!

Topper after landing head first in the sand: Well its 10 minutes past the hour and heres The Buckinghams with Kind of a Drag...

the entire american gladiator fight scene

[–] sstitchener 14 years ago

I agree with the American Gladiator scene.

Getting ready for the warehouse fight: "Gummi bears! Gummi Bears! Mentos! Mentos!"

"..They were sent on a secret mission to asss, assass, asin, kill a guy."

Ryan Styles: "I'm looking forward to blowing something up for you."

"I loved you in Wall Street!"

"I guess the hands on the other foot now."

"We'll have to settle this the old Navy way; first man to die, loses!"

"They've dicked with the wrong dictator!"

"I see you're no stranger to pain." "I've been married, twice."

The Holiday Inn towel on the torturer.

On the phone, "Butcher of Bagdad...Oh Hello! It's your wife, Hillary Rodham Hussein."

During the fight, with the post-it notes, "Ali McGraw, My eyes!"

As Rowan Atkinson is falling off the cliff, "You're moving too much, stop spinning, this will make me famous." Splat.

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[–] konam 12 years ago

I watched this in the theaters and it has been my favorite comedy movie ever since.

This year (2012), I got in a new job and told people at work about one of the movies lines and everybody cracked up. I guess this proves this movies' "power".

The line was (something like that, I don't remenber it exactly):

Prisoner being tortured: I know a thing or two about pain
Soldier: How?
Prisoncer: I've been married.
Soldier: Ouch!
Prisoner: Twice.
Soldier: Huuuuuuuuuuu....

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- He moves his lips when he reads. What does that tell you about him?

[–] Filthy_Giuseppe 12 years ago

In Sicily, Woman Are More Dangerous Than Shotguns

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