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Come on-Best Lines of the Film?

posted 19 years ago by nicksta_87
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Ive just watched Hot Shots Part Deux and my chest still hurts from the laughter-but what dya think the best lines in the film are?

President Benson-Cookie?

Walters-No for me Sir.

Benson-Young Lady?

Michelle-No Thank you sir.

Benson- No I was just offering him a young lady.

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Topper Meeting Benson

Topper-Mr President.

Benson-No you're not.I've seen him on television he's an older man about my height.

Later on...

Benson-Now here's a tip.Dont go around calling yourself the President I wouldnt do it and I dont think you should either. Just doesnt hold water.Matter of fact, neither do I-Lets get away from these power cables..

[–] garbi01 19 years ago

I don't remember the exact wording, but

they are on the plane,

Topper: What are you reading?
Guy: Great Expecations.
Topper: Do you like it?
Guy: It's not all I'd hoped for.

Or something like that. Those kind of lines are what ZAZ movies great.

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[–] Cult-Cinema 18 years ago

That kind of humor is my favoirte. I like the scene where they're jumping from the plane saying, "Geronimo!" and then the indian Geronimo jumps out and says, "ME!"

[–] Filthy_Giuseppe 12 years ago

In Sicily, Woman Are More Dangerous Than Shotguns

[–] The_paranoid_android 19 years ago

"We'll go by the old navy rules. First guy to die, loses!

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[–] bck-1 19 years ago

Topper: I'm not saying that I don't trust you; Or that I do; But I don't.

[jumping from plane]
Topper: Geronimo!
Indian: Me!

[–] BlondeFromFargo 18 years ago

When they're standing in front of this little white garden fence.

*Raboniwitz tries to open it*

"Damn, it's locked from the inside!"

That scene had me rollin' on the floor laughing.

BlondeFromFargo

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[–] anthonyz20 15 years ago

Topper: "Hey look. I'm not saying that I don't trust you; and I'm not saying I do; But I don't."

Funniest line ever from any movie evar. When I first heard that, I cracked up so long and so hard that I had to pause the movie and rewind since I missed so many things right after that one. Good one bck-1.

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"Have a good time. ALL the time. That's my philosophy Marty"

[–] terrythomas 18 years ago

"Now I will kill you, yankee bastard man!"

"Thank you Topper! I can kill again! You've given me a reason to live!"

To Japanese: "It seems only yesterday that I was strafing so many of your houses. Today I'm asking you not to make such damn good cars."

"I can see you're no stranger to pain."
"I've been married. *Twice*."
"Oy!"

"I want to see your parents and pat your dog..."
"My parents are dead Topper, my dog ate them."

"Colonel, who are they?"
"She's CIA. The other man's an extra."

"President Benson, where's your first lady?"
"I don't know. I've had lots of women. Lost my flower at the tender age of 15. I can't keep track."

[–] andycool24 18 years ago

"He really was a wiener."

I think all the rest have been mentioned.

[–] SevenKal-ElGuiry 18 years ago

Topper narrating] Somebody once wrote, "Hell is the impossibility of reason." Well, that's what this place feels like - hell. I hate it already and it's only been a few hours. I'm so tired. We get up at four in the morning...

Capt. Benjamin L. Willard: [narrating] At first I thought they handed me the wrong dossier. I couldn't believe they wanted this man dead. Third Generation West Point, top of his class, Airbourne, Korea, about a thousand decorations, etc, etc...

Topper Harley, Capt. Benjamin L. Willard: [as their boats pass each other] I loved you in Wall Street.

also the line I KILL YOU UNTILL YOU DIE FROM IT, is still my fave line, that i use even today.

I WAS IN THE POOL, I WAS IN THE POOL
Magic ticket my ass McBaine
this is my BOOOOOM stick

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[–] Shrooms 18 years ago

President Benson:

"If you'll excuse me, I need to get a glass of water. Damn tongue's dried up. Isn't mine, of course. No, a Vietnamese kid in Laos lopped it right off. Probably a doorstop somewhere. No, I borrowed this one from a basset hound."

"Only the strongest will survive.
Lead me to heaven when we die."

[–] Drake_Hellsing3000 18 years ago

I don't know if this was in the first one or the second one, but either way, I want to put it up anyway.

Train Conductor: Board! Board! Board! Board! *guy is hit by plank of wood that had been coming* Told you

Shut up or I'll eat you ~ Me

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[–] BigFoz 18 years ago

I can't remember the exact wording, but it's when Topper goes to rescue Dexter:

Dexter: I'm not going anywhere. They've tied my shoelaces together

Topper: A double knot. Bastards!

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[–] pgFiSheYe 16 years ago

who says that I KILL YOU UNTILL YOU DIE FROM IT line ?

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[–] Champagnerocker 16 years ago

For a moment there I thought you were...
...Gabriella Sabatini.

Why me?
Because you're the best of whats left.

[–] aidave 18 years ago

my signature:

We'll settle this the old Navy way. First one to die, loses!

[–] stevenackerman69 17 years ago

I like Benson's speech that goes, "My Fellow Americans and our millions of illegal aliens." Also, when he is explaining a dumb plan to David Wohl.

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[–] InvaderPastulio 16 years ago

Rabinoitz in a dreamy voice to Topper as they sit in the Airplane before they parachute out:
"Know what I'm gonna do if we make it? I'm gonna go back to Eagle River and marry my gal, Edith Mae. Gonna get us a nice little place with a white picket fence. You know the kind. Two-car garage. Maybe a fishing boat. And in 15 years, when they're all paid for... I'll set my charges and blow the *beep* out of them"

I love the unlikelyness about it. Yeah, sure, someone might do that if they go nuts, but having a dream about doing it is just so absurd.

[–] jamasian_man 16 years ago

I love it when Topper whips out that gatling gun and the villain leader on the opposing boat screams OMAR SHARIFF!!!!!! I didn't catch it the first time but the second time I did.

[–] liquid-zero 16 years ago

WAR! IT'S FANTASTIC!

[–] danbell06 16 years ago

Looks like the upper hand, is on the other foot!

President Thomas 'Tug' Benson (Narrating) And so, we were off. Just two questions were going through my head: Will we make it in time?
[Voice starts getting higher]
And why did I bring helium instead of air?

2 classics haha, and the delivery of the lines is what adds to to comedic factor!!

[–] jemfin 16 years ago

I absolutely love the way Miguel Ferrer's character says the line,

'War.........it's fantastic!'

The way he's looking into the camera and smiling always cracks me up!

[–] themanwithnomoney 16 years ago

Both father and son actors, Charlie and Martin Sheen at the sametime say
"I loved you in Wallstreet!!"

"What do you mean the movie isnt real"

[–] DinahtheCat 16 years ago

When Topper and Michelle get out of the chopper (or plane, i forget), and approach the other guy:
He says, "Which one of you is Michelle Huddleson?"

That cracks me up because it's just one of those subtle jokes: clearly Michelle is the WOMAN....lol, not Charlie Sheen.

I also like when Ramada is explaining how Dexter pursued her.
"Topper, I was so young, just a schoolgirl. He was an older man, so wise in the ways of the world. He used to come around the schoolyard, day after day. I so admired his persistence. Even the restraining order my parents slapped on him was no deterrent. He opened my eyes to the arts: music, clog-dancing, WrestleMania. His work has meant so much to so many. And I owe him everything, Topper. Everything."

[–] Murph126 15 years ago

Not the best, but honarary mention:

Left, left, left. Down a bit, down a bit. Ewww- its not very cold. Is this filtered?

I see a couple of gulls, but...

I thought you were...
Gabriella Sabatini. I get that all the time. It must be the nose. The irony is that I havent picked up a raquet in years.

These monks took a vow of celibacy- just like their fathers and their fathers' fathers.

Hey, hey, hey rainy face, proud warrior. Ya know, kitten, were all allowed to make mistakes. Its called learning

Heres the target area
Thats Minnesota sir
Damn it, man, that's the genius of my plan. Why go over there to fight? We can do it right here at home, and get in some good fishing while we're at it

[–] domshady96 15 years ago

-CREAM OF ONION!

:nice shot, chuck!:

-You just can't go around killing people!
-Why?

[–] mark19967 15 years ago

Sorry, you all missed the best line of all, in the beginning of the film, during the fist fight scene, Topper knees the other fighter in the ‘meat and two veg’, the whole crowd winces in pain, the other fighter spits out two wall-nuts and says the best line in the film....

‘You win’ (in a high pitched voice)

[–] courts0 15 years ago

"Gummi Bears! Gummi Bears!"

"Sprinkles! Sprinkles!"

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