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Favorite lines, anyone!

posted 20 years ago by miasara4ever
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My favorite is "I'M F...ING BONKERS!-Hexina. Hilarious. Alan "SLEDGE HAMMER" Spencer is a genius & Claudia Christian ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–] bill-520 16 years ago

I thought the best lines were Hexina's right after she shot Pratt and she was explaining to Mathew how she got herself institutionalized. It went something like: when she was 16 she was seduced by an older man, he did horrible things to her. When Mathew asked what he did, she replied "He sold insurance".

Then there was the classic conclusion to the conversation:

Hexina: I set some shrubbery on fire outside his house as a prank. Instead he perished ... along with 32 other people.

Mathew: 32 other people?!

Hexina: Superbowl weekend.

[–] king0mars2 16 years ago

I love the whole movie, but R. Lee Ermey Steals every scene he is in.

Gotta go with:

I'm divorced with no charisma, I got no where to be!

[–] tad-32 15 years ago

"Buddy, never mess with a man's hat."

[–] SillyPuddy 15 years ago

Its good to know there are other Hexed fans out there.

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[–] bill-520 15 years ago

Its good to know there are other Hexed fans out there.

Definitely so! I think what I like the best about the movie is the fact that it has that 1980's feel to it, even though it was produced in 1993.

I miss those good old-fashioned "innocent" 80's comedies and it's nice to see they were in such high demand that they didn't stop producing them on the stroke of midnight, December 31st 1989!

This movie is sooooooooooo enjoyable. A great one to enjoy with a good snack to help you forget all your troubles.

[–] cadeland2002 14 years ago

I saw it about 15 years ago, and just got it on DVD, I too thought I was the only fan of the movie!

My fave lines:

Cops running through wedding come across bride cutting the cake "She's got a knife!!!" *punches bride to the ground*

And hysterical nosy neighbour: I hope they beat you.... while I watch!!!

I also love the silly woman with groceries who dodges side to side on the stairs outside of Gloria's apartment going "oh no oh no please don't kill me!" but she's actually blocking Matthew's escape lol.

[–] obryan864 14 years ago

The drunk @ the police station,"I need a room!"Or Matthews backkkkk!!! Remember the priest asking,"do all of your rooms have porn?"This moving is really the unsung hero of '90s comedy!!OH I almost forgot...come here little mime...hahaha!!

[–] bill-520 13 years ago

This moving is really the unsung hero of '90s comedy..

But again, that's probably because it was atypical 90's fare. It bears far more similarities to 80's film production.

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