Favorite lines, anyone! - Hexed (1993) Discussion

[–] AmdeusMozart 20 years ago

Mine is :

Mathew : You cold blooded murderess!!!!
Hexina : What did you call me?
Mathew : Murderess.
Hexina : Oh. I thought you said "methodist". If you did, I would be very insulted.

Frank & Beans!!!! - There's something about Mary.

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[–] Bob__Loblaw 20 years ago

MoZart.... Thats the one I was gonna posy!

"Back in my youth, when I was Jung, I used to argue with Freud a lot".

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[–] dethscul 19 years ago

Anything Det. Ferguson (R. Lee Ermey) says. Never thought "Gunnery Sgt. Hartmann" could be so funny until I saw this film.

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[–] jemfin 19 years ago

When Matthew is showing Gloria a really crappy photo supposedly of him and Hexina (but it's obviously his head stuck on someone else's) and she says, 'Am I supposed to believe that that's real? Am I supposed to admire the craftsmanship that that took?' She says it so seriously, it always makes me laugh.

If you're wondering why I know this word for word, I taped Hexed off the TV about 10 years ago, and I still watch it from time to time. And it still cracks me up.

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[–] BasqueNYC 19 years ago

I love when Victor Thummel is talking to Det Ferguson and tries to run off so half assed and vsays "And there nothing your gonna do about it you pussies!" then the cop jacks him in the stomach with his nitestick.all the while you hear him getting beat up while say "wait i'm a rebuplican!" lol.

Simon hits the Priest instead of Matthew and starts to scream! HAHA

Det Fergurson talking to the carlot attendent who is african american and tries to be buddy buddy with him and says "so play much basketball?" heehee so bad

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[–] shakitup 18 years ago

i love the line where she is jumping up and down on the billboard and yelling "
Why won't you fall!?!?"

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[–] superadde69 17 years ago

i really like the movie Hexed, i also like the soundtrack, Aye Gross is good in House 2 which is a horror/comedy classic.

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[–] randomlynx 13 years ago

The song by the Soup Dragons in that film was fantastic, it's a shame I don't really see anything else by them which hits me as memorable or nice to listen to.

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[–] randomlynx 13 years ago

That would be one of my favorite scenes/lines as well, even reading it here I remember it clearly in my head and I start to laugh :D

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[–] NateXXXXXX 18 years ago

When the black car attendent hears that matthew walsh is in the building and he starts syaing matthwes back matthews back then he runs up to the camera and just screams ohh man that when the detetive says in the room talking to the red head,"HELL ive burned better books then that on sunday!"

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[–] BasqueNYC 18 years ago

"um well Matthew says he dated hexina before"
(sarcasm)"oh yeah and Hitler owned a deli"
lol

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[–] Wilson_Graves 18 years ago

"Sonuvabitch hit me with a lead pipe!"

:D I love R. Lee Ermy in this flick. He's soooo brilliant. :D

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[–] DameFlux 18 years ago

"How many *beep* men do I have to kill"?!

"Here little mime, I have something for you "!

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[–] robertotrujillo-2 18 years ago

Mine is: "PAPAA...! PAPAAAAAAA!!"

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[–] Smile_U_SOB 18 years ago

"Y"

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[–] Roddy-15 17 years ago

"I think you and that guy have a mutual admiration of Satan" or something like that.

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[–] shakitup 17 years ago

on the rooftop, after mathew punches her "ooh! you found my g-spot! thank you very much!"

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[–] babyfarmer2k2 17 years ago

"I believe that you made a twisted love pact with that creep, based on your mutual admiration of Satan."

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[–] Roddy-15 17 years ago

That's the line. Thanks

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[–] Gprime1318 17 years ago

Micheal E Knight: "I've hated guys like you all my life!"

Arye Gross: "Heterosexuals?"

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[–] FleshEater31 17 years ago

Mine is something like this:

"We are going to have so much fun...do you have mayonnaise and a rake?" - Hexina

yeah this movie is just brilliant...in my opinion, though i do love arye gross and the amazing humor in it...i never honestly get tired of this movie...thought i was just about the only person who liked it!

stacy

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[–] Wilson_Graves 17 years ago

Fans of "Hexed", sadly, seem to be of the minority. But we're out there. And we know good comedy when we see it. ;)

"I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar."

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[–] Elijah_Chandler 17 years ago

My god, where to start?

Simon: Pfft... Books.
Simon (upon seeing a Nerf basketball goal): Yeah right...

Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: See that? That's a gun! I knew that'd be there.

Drunk Guy at Police Station: I WANT A ROOM!

Hexina: I'M F*&%ING BONKERS!!!

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[–] Stevicus-2 16 years ago

Hotel Manager: I just had a flashback from Vietnam.
Matthew: You were in Vietnam?
Hotel Manager: No, but there are a lot of movies.

Hexina (mocking Matthew): But at least I was "non-confrontational."

Police Officer (while looking at Matthew's drivers license): Your hair looks different than in this photo. It looks better now.
Matthew: Why are you telling me this?
Police Officer: I'm comfortable enough in my masculinity that I can give compliments.

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[–] whitestripes76 16 years ago

Damn I was waiting to post that comment the A lot of movies one

I love that

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[–] flannyman4u 16 years ago

i can't believe i haven't seen this one yet (unless i just overlooked it)....it's something along the lines of "the poor patriotic bastard draped himself in the american flag and threw himself off the roof" lol!!!!!! hilarious. by far the best line of the movie. it cracks me up everytime.

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