Lines you say in real life


When I'm at work and I go out the back, I always say to my work colleagues: "Scream if you need anything!"

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I forget what the conversation at work was but somehow I trailed into, "I’m just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It’s just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade."

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To my friends, "Don't worry, you'll find someone someday...someone who won't press charges." :-)

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That's my favorite line!!! Hahahah

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"i'll play the victim"

"all your life."





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Go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

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Whenever I talk about young couples in love (usually poking fun at the pda) I refer to the young men as "Mr. Woo Woo"

I also say "That's not true. Not any more..."

And also I proclaim "BROTHER!!!" much like Gomez and Fester do, mostly directed at my cat and dog when trying to force them to get along.

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HAS THE PLANET GONE MAD!?!?

😁

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"But until today, I have never... seen... YOU!"

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Sorry Debbie, no Mercedes this year, we have to set an example!

Nobody ever gets that one, either. LOL

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whenever I meet someone called Debbie or Deborah, I always, ALWAYS say their name like Fester does when he is sitting at the table with the bomb "Debb-ee". Ive done it for years, I cannot stop!

No power in the verse can stop me

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My sister and I talk almost exclusively in movie quotes to each other, and quotes from this film make up a large portion of our vocabulary!

Whenever I pick up a box, I always shake it near my ear and say, "It's a bomb!" On second thoughts, this one's better in understanding company!

Popping into a room and declaring "Not on my time, four-eyes!" is a classic too.

"Isn't that sad? YES! Don't we just hate that? YES! Don't we wish that they would just DIE?! YES! Oh no, we don't!"

Oh my God, just the entire script is perfection. This movie is perfection!

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LOL! Just the other day I got a gift and asked, "Is it...string? Is it a dog toy?" What made it funnier is the gift giver had no clue what I was talking about. This movie is too funny.

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