This movie had some of the best trash-talking lines in it ever. I think my favorite would have to be "Wow, you got a big Z in your fro. What are you, the black Zorro?" What's everyone's favorite trash talking line?
shareI love them all!!!
shareYeah, all the lines are pretty damn funny but I especially liked when Billy was winding up the two basketball players who they play in the final.
Oh and the referee;
Referee: Foul, Black ball!
Player: Oh, you sayin its black now cos we black! Hey!
Referee: *Head explodes*
If Little Red Riding Hood shows up with a bazooka an a bad attitude I expect you to chin the bitch
Billy:"I know all about you, Sidney Dean..."
Sidney: "Well come on baby, kick some *beep*
Billy: "You'd rather look good and lose than look bad and win..."
Sidney: "*beep* you"
I like that Billy's comment really hurt him....also somewhere in that convo, Billy puts the visor of his hat up and mocks Sidney's flashy mannerisms(tongue out, rolling head around).
That cracked me up when he mocked Sidney with his tongue out.
shareshut your anorexic, malnutrition,tapeworm havin,overdosed dick gregory bohamian diet drinkin ass up.
share"you wouldn't know what a behind the back pass was,... you can barely pass gas mofo"
share"It is hard work making something this pretty look like a chump, so I must be doing it for a reason."
"I know all about you Sidney. How many dinners did this chain set your family back?"
"Sometimes when you win you lose and and sometimes when you lose you win and sometimes when you win or lose you actually tie."
"I'm in a zone, man. I'm in a fikking zone. They're mad. I'm in a zone."
"Now you may be able to pull a couple of passes outcha ass, but see that don't mean you know how to play this game."
"You could bring Bernard King in here. We hittin' two and we out."
"Can someone stand in here for Mister March Of Dimes?"
Definately "He ain't going nowhere, the bakery ain't open yet!"
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The hold up scene
Store Guy: "whateverhisnameis is that you?"
Whateverhisnameis: "No no no man, this aint whatevermynameis"
I was gonna put this one too. I crack up every time I see it;
Raymond to Storeowner: "Gimme your money!"
Storeowner: "Raymond, is that you?"
Raymond (now speaking in highpitched voice): "No no no man, this ain't Raymond!"
Storeowner: "Raymond, take that goddamn gun outta my face!" What the hell is wrong with you?"
"its like the luck of the irish only im not irish so you figure it out"
share'Can anybody tell me why this negro is singing country music?!'
'Is that all you got? Because if so, you might as well grab that free t-shirt and head home.'
'I can hear Jimmy! Yes I can!' (that argument made them look so nuts, it was hilarious)
'Pop it James! Yeah!... and that's a black man. That's a black man!'
'You can put a cat in the oven, but that don't make it a biscuit!'
'You can put a cat in the oven, but that don't make it a biscuit!' - haha yes that was a good one.
I like:
This is too easy!
Na, na, na, its TOO easy!
Na, na its TOO easy!
Ive been known to drop that on the court from time to time.
He ain't goin' nowhere baby, the bakery ain't open.
shareAs it seems nobody else has said it in the seven years of this thread's existence, I just have to point out that the title of this thread, "The mustard is off the hot dog," was a line originated and frequently used by the late, great basketball broadcaster, Chick Hearn.
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I've always liked
"Opie pi$$in' on you!"
I think, I know, I mean, ah yes, but it's all wrong, that is I think I disagree...
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