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"The mustard is off the hot dog!"


This movie had some of the best trash-talking lines in it ever. I think my favorite would have to be "Wow, you got a big Z in your fro. What are you, the black Zorro?" What's everyone's favorite trash talking line?

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In the case of Sidney I'd mention lines like:

"That *beep* went out like a scud missile!"

"your momma is out... what time do you want me to bring the b!itch back?"

and the mainstay "it's hard god damn work..."

In the case of Billy I'd say that his tirade during the tournament owns half of the film.
Quite epic.

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My favourite is when Billy rips it out of Flight and Willys mum.

"Clank" "Clank" - Lets just gather up all these bricks and build a shelter for the homeless. So your momma has a place to live.

Then Sidney pulls him to the side and they have that classic argument about "hearing Jimmy".

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Solid.


I may be white but I'm a ni**a, you can ask anybody - Rene Ricard as portrayed by Michael Wincott

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Sidney: I´m not listening to you
Billy: But you are hearing me

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A Basquiat signature?... awesome

"We stayed up all night dry humping, it was awful, I think she gave me poison ivy."

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More quotes:

"I don't wanna go with it!" "Why not?"
"Because I'm white."
"Because he's white..."
"Because he IS white man, look at him."

Everytime Rosie Perez says "Stoogie".

*beep* March of Dimes..."

"You don't even know what 'D' is!"

"I don't think they even allow white people into the Crenshaw District, I don't know about Latinos but..."

"Well I have my own set of rules Billy, you wanna hear them?"
"No."
"Here they go..."

"Oh yes I am, cause you gon give me my money back!"
"I aint givin you nothin!"

"Pop it James! .. and that's a black man! That's a black man!"

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... and tell aunt bee she better have my bean pie or ill kick her a$$.

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"You aren't gonna see 5000 dollars, you're gonna see 5000 beans!!!"

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beat me to it. for sure it was "tell aunt bee she'd better had have my bean pie..." Hilarious, and not even from sydney or billy.

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"Go back to seaworld!!"

easily my fave.. actually, joint first with the "anorexic, malnutrition, etc. etc."

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"I want your mom and your sister out of my house immedietly" easily the funniest line of the movie.
and "you ever been to flight school, im goin goin the 7th floor and droppin you off at the fifth."

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"Trubador, s*it sound like a dog or somethin"

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Billy: "So now you're calling me ugly?"
Sidney: "Your momma did too"

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Four words for you.

Listen to the woman.

I have used that line so mnay time in my life,

Tell them Eric Draven sends his regards.

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The old playground one - "Let's just get off momma's, coz I just got off your's"

and

"I told your momma to act her age, and she dropped dead"

European Cup Winners '99

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I like the whole "Your mother's an astronaut" bit.

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My favorite was from either Flight or Willie, can't remember which ... "You and the Cream of Wheat take you a*s back to Mayberry! And tell Aunt Bea she better have my beanpies ready or I'll kick her a*s!

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My favorite was from either Flight or Willie, can't remember which ... "You and the Cream of Wheat take you a*s back to Mayberry! And tell Aunt Bea she better have my beanpies ready or I'll kick her a*s!


Definitely 1 of my favorites

The Jimi Hendrix conversation & justa 'bout everything else...

WMCJ was a surprisingly funny & good movie.

"I wouldn't change a stroke cuz baby I'm the most"
formerly known as "PJaMz4eva"

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Def when they call Wesley Snipes the Cream of wheat man lol Since Snipes always gets bagged on for being the blackest dude in hollywood - n the cream of wheat man is dark as hell lol

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Best line in the movie hands down " Im going to my car, get my other gun, shoot everybody"

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also around that bit from wesley:

" ray - cut that motherf%%%%%"

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Raymond: "Okey, okey, but now YOU'RE robbing me!"

"All my people right here, right now..."

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I like the part when Sidney tells Billy to watch out for Willie and Flight, and then they show them playing and easily beating some random white guys:
Willie: "This is too easy!"
Flight: "Too easy!"
Willie: "Toooo easy!"
Flight: "Toooooo easy!"
Willie: "Nah man... toooooooooo easy!"
Flight: "I don't even wanna play anymore"

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i love sidneys friend waiting beside him at the shooting contest in the beginning

"we goin sizzzzlah....we goin sizzler.."
"come on shoot this one time soWe can goto sizzler daddy"

some great mama jokes as well

your mama's so fat she tripped, cut her leg and gravy poured out
your mama's so old she used to ride chariots to highschool
your mama's teeth are so yellow she could butter a whole loaf of bread
your mama is so old i told her to act her age and the bitch dropped dead!
your mama's so poor i saw her kickin a can down the street i said what you doin she said moving.....

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"Hey chump! Yeah you potata head!"

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Haha it cracks me up when Sidney goes and pumps up Hoyle's nikes so that he can make the dunk.












"Nazis. I hate these guys."
-Indiana Jones

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"you know what they say... you either smoke, or you get smoked... and you just got smoked!"

Rylant

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I use the its hard work line and the this is too easy, i dont even want to play no more lines all the time

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Billy: Your listening to this your not "hearing it"
Sidney: I don't want to listen to THIS and i dont wanna "hear" THIS; it's like pollution to my ears man!

LOL

i use that line all the time......

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"You either smoke, or you get smoked, and you got smoked!"
"Clean as my gun!"

I am Jack's smirking revenge

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