My favourite was Van Damme saying "You're discharged, sarge" before turning on that machine and slicing Lundgren to pieces.
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I thought Scott's reaction after he throws the grenade at Veronica and the look on his face when he sees Luc flying at him after that was hilarious.
shareHmm I remember the end of this movie. I think I recall Van Damme being asked by the girl where that evil dude (Dolph Lundgren) was, and he responds: All over there...
or something like that.
Dolph Lundgren rules, he's from my country, wooh!
Dolph Lundgren is the one that steals the show in this movie. He's got all kinds of classic lines.
"I'm all ears!"
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I'am all ears is greeeeat. Best scene I thing is in shop when Scott yelling at the people, how hard it is in Vietnam. Dolph played it perfect. And there is funny scene after he throws granade at Veronica, then Luc running and going kick Scott, and when we can see them both how Van damme's leg flying to Lundgren face, look at Lundgren face... it is fanny, too. {sorry for my english, I am 16 years old Slovakian...}
sharei like the scene when Veronica and Luc are driving and Veronica says something like "where are you from anyway, Canada? france? I mean you've got to be french or something your using your accent" and Van Damme says "What? What accent?!" Ha ha great. Emmerich himself said this was one of his favourite jokes.
shareI like the scene in the diner when Van Damme says "I just want to eat".
shareThe diner scene is funny.
I love the part at the end where Juc and Scott are fighting and Scott has a hold on Luc with a gun pointed to Veronica and he says "lets shoot her in the head!" then when he fires he says "its emp-tay!" then she runs away and he repeats "ha its emp-tay!"
The way he says empty with the look on his face cracks me up every time.
"Well Thats the spirit Soldier!"
"Godammit..the whole *beep* platoons dropping like flies"
The scene where Dolfh shoots the guy with glasses. You see blood spurt from inside of his glasses, but you dont see any bullet holes and both the glasses where intact.
shareive never seen this film or a van damme film before, but i thought the funniest bit was when hes eating in the restaurant and he goes, i just want to eat! haha go van
shareOne scene I thought was funny, was when Scott is talking about fighting in Nam, and one of his men grabs this thick piece of meat and starts eating it, taking a big bite, cuz of its thickness.
shareIt's got to be when Dolph is ranting like a madman in the food store at all of the people. They must have been like 0_o (but scared at the same time. Heh!)
Also I love it when Dolph gurns out the "Let's shoot her ..... IN THE HEAD!" line.
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I may be a tiny chimney-sweep but I've got an enormous brush.
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that is also funny and I also cracks up in Van damme face when he broke Lundgren's hand.
He face more painfully that Scott... :-)
Seeing the look on GR13's face as Luc charges at him and gives him that MEAN kick that stuns him.
"Now where we gonna shoot her? In the stomache? Naw... In the chest? NOO! I think we should shoot her - in the HEAD!!" LOL Aw man!
Just about everything Lundgren does in the film is funny and the hillarious bit was when Van Damme goes, "I only want to eat."
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The scene between Woodward and Garth. Garth's reaction after Woodward tells him, Scott is injecting himself with muscle enhancers to make himself stronger. The Diner and Supermarket scenes are great too.
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When the doctor says to GR74 "Sargent Scott has ordered an order,would you do it?.He wants you to hold this for 30 seconds and drop it" "30,29,28,27,26" "5,4,3,2,1 drop" BOOM ! Hahahahaha that $hit was so funny.
shareI think the funniest scene was when Van Damme got buck naked and asked Veronica to search for a tracking device on his body, "Look for something that is hard..."
share"what accent?" Love that line and it reminds the audience why you're watching the movie in the first place too.
...SPOON!