funniest scenes


My personal favorite is when JCVD goes "I just want to eat" with his belgian accent. Its awesome.
Any others?

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Hotel clerk/owner to old lady(his mother?) as she drools at JCVD naked, "Shame on you".

"you are wasting your time". puts two human ears on table, "He can't hear you".

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Ha, this is exactly what I was looking for! Someone to create a post for the hilarious moments.

This was my favorite scene in the movie when JCVD says that!

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The whole bit in the Diner is hilarious, especially the look on JCVD's face when he tries the food for the first time. "I just want to eat!".

How many a$$holes we got on this ship, anyhow?!

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"look for something hard!!!"
"I just want to eat" are classics.

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when dolphs character goes nuts thinking he is back in nam and everyone around him is viet cong. he shoots some rent a cops in a store and says "see! they're everywhere!" hahahh

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