Best one liner in the film???

Armstrongs rant about the nature of the killer being the devil
"Halleluyah..."
The perfect reply :)

Mercy is the mark of a great man *stab* maybe im just a good man *stab* well im okay

He's eating human hearts for Christ's sake!
How do you know?!
We had lunch with him!

The whole movie is pure class so it is.

But I can't add one or even two lines I liked. I am going to add a whole scene that I love, word for word.

*****

[Inside the police station, Thrasher shouts to Stone to get into his office]

Thrasher: "Stone, get your arse in here!!!"

[After Harley Stone enters the office the police chief slams the door shut behind him and proceeds to pick up and show Stone a (modified) 4.45 Magnum that was confiscated from Stone earlier]

Thrasher: What the f@ck's this?!"

Harley Stone [after sitting down]: "Hi Chief, how you doing?"

Thrasher: "Answer the question!"

Harley Stone: "It's a gun!"

Thrasher: "Don't be a smart arse, this isn't funny"

Harley Stone: "I'm not laughing...the killers back"

Thrasher [then looks at the person standing in the corner]: "I thought you said this guy wouldn't be back?!"

Dick Durkin: "Sir, all the evidence and research shows that a serial killer of this type doesn't come back"

Harley Stone: "Who is this?!"

Dick Durkin [goes to shake hands and gets no reaction from Stone]: "Detective Dick Durkin"

Thrasher: "You sure it's him?"

Harley Stone: He ripped her heart out!"

Dick Durkin: "Her heart, what for?"

Harley Stone [in a sarcastic tone]: "Maybe he eats them for breakfast"

Dick Durkin [pulls up a chair and sits down next to Stone]: "This wasn't in the police reports or the news papers!"

Thrasher: "And it's never gonnae be, you got that!. Jesus, if they get wind of this they'll have a field day!"

Dick Durkin: "This changes things. I thought we were dealing with a psychotic, not a psychopath!. And with such incredible strength he must be under extreme mental distress or some kind of stimulant"

Harley Stone: Who is this?!"

Dick Durkin: "I'm curious, how did you know he was going to strike at that club last night?"

Harley Stone: "I didn't"

Dick Durkin: "But you were there before he struck!"

Harley Stone: "SO!"

Dick Durkin: "That's an incredible coincidence"

[Harley Stone then tilts his head over to Durkin and blows a cloud of cigar smoke in his face. Thrasher then shows them a folder.]

Thrasher: "Do you know what this is? it's a medical report, on you!. The doctors say you have Anxiety Neurosis to the point of being paranoid."

Harley Stone: "Doctor's dont know sh_it!"

Thrasher: "How many weapons you carrying besides this cannon?"

Harley Stone: "An MP15!"

Thrasher: "What else?"

Harley Stone: "A Glock 50"

Thrasher: "And?!"

Harley Stone: "An A3 Assault Shotgun"

Thrasher: "If that's not paranoid I dont know what the f@ck is!. I'm surprised you dont have a grenade launcher!"

Harley Stone: "Couldn't get a permit!"

[Dick Durkin laughs]

Thrasher: "THIS ISN'T FUNNY!!"

Harley Stone: "I just want to be ready!"

Thrasher: "Ready for what?. You can't even find the bastard, let alone shoot him"

Harley Stone: "I can find him"

Thrasher: "Look, if you know so much about this fella how come we have a corpse with her heart ripped out, and you are up alleyways shooting at water rats?!"

[Harley Stone then leans over and grabs Durkin by the tie and pulls him towards him]

Harley Stone: "Have you been following me?!"

Thrasher: "Damn right he has!. Paranoid people with guns are a menace to society"

[Harley Stone, while still holding Dick Durkin by the tie, then pulls Durkin towards the desk the Chief is sitting at]

Harley Stone: "You'd be paranoid too, if you had a dipsh_it like this following you!"

Thrasher: "This dipsh_it happens to be an expert on serial killers"

[Harley Stone then stands up and leans over the desk to get closer to the chief]

Harley Stone: "If he's such an expert, then what the f@ck is he following me for?!"

[Thrasher then hands Stone his badge]

Thrasher: "You are offically off suspension!. But if you f@ck up again, I'll have your arse shipped to the worst hell hole on this planet!"

Harley Stone: "Worse than this place?!"

Thrasher: "And there's a condition Stone, my condition!. He goes with you."

[Stone takes a quick glance at Durkin]

Harley Stone: "I work alone"

Thrasher: "You work with who I say, or you don't work at all!. Cos as far as I'm concerned you're just another crazy with a gun!"

[Harley Stone then opens the chief's cigar box on the table and grabs a handful of cigars leaving about two in the box and holds them up to Thrasher's face]

Harley Stone: "Your concern for my welfare is touching!"

Thrasher: "Get the f@ck out of my office!"


"Death heals the wounds of life."

just saw this film...

a stand out line for me was when
stone & durkin were running down the corridor to the morgue and shout
"out of my way you fux"

haha no need for that at all...

Scene when Stone shoots a rat that was standing on a counter behind Durkin

Durkin: "I hate rats!"
Stone: "Sorry about the suit."

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"Police, dickhead." This is the best one-liner I think I've ever seen in a film. It's hilariously bad. It's made even greater by the fact that the main character is whipping out a BADGE in the dog's face, after which it calms down.