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Things I've learned from watching this movie...

posted 18 years ago by bonorye
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1. A corn on the cob is a very deadly weapon for stabbing a deputy.
2. Deputies are terrible shots
3. It's ok for a mother and her son to have sex, it doesn't complicate the plot at all.
4. A pencil in the ear is a SOMEWHAT deadly weapon for stabbing a deputy.
5. Cats can break house windows by simply walking up to them.
6. When you think you killed the bad guy, ALWAYS creep up to their body slowly just so they can awaken and scare the sh*t out of you again.
7. You can tear a person's hand off by pulling with your own.
8. You can cause a compound fracture on a deputy's arm when he goes for his gun.
9. Ferris Beuller's parents lead a double life in the country where their 'other' daughter is pursued by a sleepwalking shapeshifter.
10. Deputies take cats on ride-alongs in their patrol cars on a regular basis.
11. A graveyard is an EXCELLENT place to have a romantic picnic.

[–] chiricadan2001 13 years ago

Disneyland for cows hahahaha

[–] Eleanor_1991 13 years ago

- Never keep your mother starving, or else she'll start slapping the *beep* out of you.

- Small town cops now hire mentally retarded people (the slow cop with the bad shot).

- When attacking your victim, repeatedly say their name.

- Bone your mom with caution, she might get jealous of your new crush.

- Everyone's a weirdo.

"You and me, You and me, Nobody baby but you and me" - Blue Valentine

[–] germite 13 years ago

* Incest will make your mattress light up like the Simon game.

* It's a bad idea to try to do the Macarena while on fire.

* Cat people listen to very bland music.

* Turning your blue car into a red car is a more effective means of disguising it than making it invisible.

* 99% of America knows nothing about Ohio.

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