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Things I've learned from watching this movie...

posted 18 years ago by bonorye
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1. A corn on the cob is a very deadly weapon for stabbing a deputy.
2. Deputies are terrible shots
3. It's ok for a mother and her son to have sex, it doesn't complicate the plot at all.
4. A pencil in the ear is a SOMEWHAT deadly weapon for stabbing a deputy.
5. Cats can break house windows by simply walking up to them.
6. When you think you killed the bad guy, ALWAYS creep up to their body slowly just so they can awaken and scare the sh*t out of you again.
7. You can tear a person's hand off by pulling with your own.
8. You can cause a compound fracture on a deputy's arm when he goes for his gun.
9. Ferris Beuller's parents lead a double life in the country where their 'other' daughter is pursued by a sleepwalking shapeshifter.
10. Deputies take cats on ride-alongs in their patrol cars on a regular basis.
11. A graveyard is an EXCELLENT place to have a romantic picnic.

[–] PixieStiix 18 years ago

Ha Ha Ha This is too funny.

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[–] suckmedry 18 years ago

Luke Skywalker states the obvious while not playing Wing Commander.

[–] The_Memorial_Storm 18 years ago

In regards to number 6...that would NEVER have happened to Ash, 'cause he already knows how it all works... "It's a trick, get an axe."

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[–] AceOfSword 17 years ago

Very funny list! Loved it

Just one thing. Could someone explain this one?
"Ferris Beuller's parents lead a double life in the country where their 'other' daughter is pursued by a sleepwalking shapeshifter."

"It can't rain all the time"

[–] morgan_mourning 17 years ago

Noble_Dragon6466 – To answer your question: The people who played Tayna’s parents played Ferris Bueller’s parents (and they are married in real life).

Now I’ll add a couple of my own:

12. If you’re constantly on the run, you make sure you take all your antiquities with you…enough to fill up a huge house that you’re lucky enough to stumble across and move into.

13. A cork-screw to the eye is painful, but what it does to your shirt is worse.

14. A box has 6 sides, but if you correct a teacher in front of the class, he’ll try to molest you later.

15. Cats are the best defense against the supernatural (Dogs are best for Cyborgs – don’t confuse the two!).

16. It’s best to drive circles around the local deputy, because chances are you’ll never see him again. Right?

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[–] RobBase086-1 16 years ago

That is a pretty good list that you have there.

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[–] sebastiansmurf 16 years ago

and don't forget:

17. one shot from a revolver can blow up a car

18. if you sneak up behind 2 people standing side x side & bang their heads together two times, that'll kill 'em (or at least knock 'em out?)

19. if you're a shapeshifter, and mirrors show your true form, definitely have a full-length mirror right beside the front door!

20. ...and pause and stand in front of it when you invite company inside

21. if you're a shapeshifter, go ahead & let people take your photo

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[–] cheryllchance 15 years ago

those are too funny

She's a real carpenters dream "Flat as a board and needs a screw"

[–] andrewsprz 15 years ago

"14. A box has 6 sides, but if you correct a teacher in front of the class, he’ll try to molest you later."

That was a good one I loled for while on that one. Here some other things learned:

-When a girl has just been attacked, always leave her with the dumbest cop there is
-beat the crap out of your attacker but stay there to see if they are alright.

[–] kmkm-3 15 years ago

One more to add:
Cats can set monsters on fire by jumping on them.

[–] Shorty53077 15 years ago

you can turn invisible and hide from a cop but that car is onto you granted the cop someone stopped right in front of him while he was invisible.

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[–] TheyWithTimmyMustBMerlin 14 years ago

2. Deputies are terrible shots

LOL no kidding...he was like 5 feet away from her and wasn't shooting anywhere near her...and she was just standing there like "you idiot"....lmao...

It won't give up, it wants me dead-God damn this noise inside my head...

[–] EnjoyablePresence 14 years ago

-if you're a shapeshifter, cats will be drawn to your house like magnets, but wont bother you when you're at school or at a movie theater

[–] glenmusher 14 years ago

Bah, your all a bunch of sour mouths in awe of this cool movie, You've all examined it with a fine tooth comb and taken the trouble to come here and post your comments.

Everything will be OK in the end, if it aint OK,it aint the end.