"How big you say them titties were?"
"Damita, I thought you was gonna play wit my frog?"
"I thought I told you to stay outta my sh*t, now she is my sh*t!"
A true friend stabs you in the front
-Oscar Wilde
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A true friend stabs you in the front
-Oscar Wilde
"i've seen that punk Wedge cryin home to mommy"
"damn ma...put a lot of locks on the door?"
"mmm hmmm"
"hey hey hey can i roll wit you can i hang wit you?! you back me up i back you up!"
"its ME Duncan PINchushin!"
"*sighs* Pinderhughes"
"OW OW stop blowing me! its too hot!"
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This Aint No Fanboard FWAA!
"hey froggy! wanna lick!"
Popsicle was the best!
This is A Sig
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This Aint No Fanboard!
'Blade, is that your name?'
'Dad, is that yours?'
'And if you dont, you gonna be driving round with one of those handicap stickers on your car'
'Oh yes, you too can be a soultrain dancer'
"You don't kick some but, you be kickin some a$$."
"You don't hit on a girl, you be hittin on a B!tch."
"You not my man. You not my man,you a genius. I can't believe that I was hanging out with a genius,man. I'm a throw up. I'm a throw up nasty chicken wings,n' corn oils,and cream of wheats. I just get sick thinkin' about throwing up."
shareHaven't seen this movie in probably 10 years, but I came to visit the site solely because out of nowhere, I said to myself "yo 'mita! I thought you was gon' play with my frog!!"
Good times.
"Hey baby what you think about Brooks Brothers, the Brothers Brooks."
"Let's make Bacon!"
"Uncle Theopolis! It's Popsicle! Go get your hearing aid!"
"now readin..is FUNDAMENTUL!" lol da way he said that..
the whole welcome scene with blade and duncans parents (cant think of quotes right now i aint seen the movie in years)
The scenes between Wedge and Mink were hilarious:
(Mink and his crew are driving through the city, looking to find and kill "Blade")
Mink: (to Wedge) Do you have any extra bullets?
Wedge: (clueless) Uh, I don't know.
Mink: (annoyed) Wait, DO YOU or DON'T YOU have any extra ones?
Wedge: YEAH, yeah I do!
Mink: Good, I'm gonna need them.
Wedge: (clueless) No, I don't.
(Mink, who is fidgeting with his gun, looks up and at Wedge and slaps him across the back of the head.)
(Later on during this scene...)
Black Henchman (Tyrone): (to Wedge) Do you know where we're going?
Wedge: (clueless) I think so.
Mink: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU THINK SO!? DO YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I THINK? (slaps Wedge across the back of the head)
"Uncle Theopolis! It's Popsicle! Go get your hearing aid! What you can't find your hearing aid? Get a cup. Put a cup to the phone..."
shareWinner right here.
shareMink: You look like a slab of meat in Rocky (this line kills me and my family to this day)
Wedge: Pretty pleeasse?
Duncan: Okay.. you can go...
Mink: How in the hell did you forgot? I mean forget?!
Blade: Bicuspid *slap*
Duncan: Boy are you sensitive!
Blade: Curb, curb, curb, curb ahh!
Ellen: Let's make Bacon!
Duncan: I think we be needin some fresh air. This place is through...
I just about fell off the couch when Mink slaps Wedge on the back of his head "Stop whinin, you silly bitch!", and yes, Popsicle "Uncle Theopolis! It's me Popsicle, I'm in the hospital, I broke my leg" or soemthing like that...
share(From the classroom scene at the beginning)
Popsicle: Do the words "intensive care" mean anything to you?
Wedge: (clueless)...Nah.
STOP WHININ' YA SILLY BITCH!
(SLAP)
blades mom: how many times did i tell you to put that thing away?
kid blade: huh?!
myspace.com/dayof1000deaths
Duncan: You know I'll slap you boy Mink: Not Chuck Wolery stupid...Its Jimmy Swaggart. Mink: (slap!!!) Not Willie Nelson stupid...its colonel Sanders.
share"i know u aint sittin in my favorite seat!!......i KNOW u not sittin in my SECOND favorite seat!"
"i want U to pay Me for the privalege for U to NOT sit there on the floor"
"pay the man, pay the man! u punked that kid and didnt break a sweat! yo here's your cut, 80 - 20 thats kool? kool.
"gotta go. see u later Datitty..uhh..Damita."
"3rd gear on my bike's a killer too, if your going down a hill"
"K-Mart? this is not K-Mart, this is JC Penny's top of the line buddy!"
I remember back in the day everybody used to quote that JC Penney line, for years after.
I can't recall the exact exchange but I like the part where they talk about his sexual preference and the mom says, "I didn't know he had a sexual preference" or something to that effect.
I also remember Doug E Doug was funny in this. But then I haven't seen him in anything where I didn't enjoy his performance.
In the instant that we learn Michael is gone, we know nothing.
Maya Angelou
Blade(riding Duncan's bicycle home): "It's the last thing I do! ME! The Blade! How can Blade go out like this!?? I don't believe it! Go...curve, curve! Jump out!"
One of my favorite parts of the movie and great dialogue here, hilarious.