Less quoted lines you've always remembered for some reason?
For me: "We'll get a bite to eat and we'll come back about 9:00."
shareFor me: "We'll get a bite to eat and we'll come back about 9:00."
shareIs this toothbrush approved by the American Dental Association?
share"Does Santa Claus have to go through customs?"
shareThat's real. It's real crystal. Put them in your purse! Put em Put em Put em...just- PUT THEM IN YOUR PURSE!
shareDamn. How can you give Kris Kringle a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? What's next, rabies shots for the Easter Bunny?
shareDoes this van have four-wheel-drive?!?
shareBless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.
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