Who can forget Dice's famous Lines
"Have a twinkie snapperhead"
"Those chicks ,Those Big Fat Chicks"
"What's this I'm gonna, I'm gonna, you *beep* killin Rock n Rape n roll Man!
"Keith Richards is rollin around in his grave ,the guys not even dead yet!"
Falling off the Capitol records building " My Hair!,My Hair!
I always wanted to be a fisherman. You get up early, you fish, you smell like fish. Reminds me of a girl I once dated....she smelled like fish Ace
You're tearin' me apaaaarrrrt!! (famous James Dean line) Ace
He gets up a half-hour before I do (referring to "Stanley") Ace
Down boy, down Stanley Ace
Stanley? Colleen
Yeah Stanley, you know the power-drill? Ace
You do your own decorating? Colleen
Some f@g charged me up the a$$ Ace
[email protected]$$...is that some kind of joke? Colleen
Yeah in poor taste Ace
Obsessed much?
"Keith Richards is rollin in his grave, the friggen guy's not even dead yet!"
"Go back to Michigan asswipe"
"I even pissed in the punch bowl"
"Hello Hello"
These are all great - and I'm glad to contribute the following:
Dice (when Julian Grendel is eating/destroying the cds): and for dessert, may I suggest the copies I made.
Grendel: *beep* Me !!
Dice: Maybe later.
Or, just before he realizes he's in the room: Julian Grendel thinks Jethro Tull is one of the beverly hillbillies!
Itchy and Scratchy meet the Mannheim Steamroller!
i cant believe no one mentioned this line: "Here's to you........SUCKIN' MY DI**!!!!!!!! "
shareJazz pushes down the coala bear, somewhat suspiciously, below her desk, or between her legs:
"Down. Down and eat."
"..he could be a longshoreman. He could have arms like Popeye... "
Can't believe nobody has said these yet:
"What was I doin'? I was up all night eating swedish meatballs...OHH!"
"I don't make money, I make GIFTS!"
"I need cash, moolah, wom-pom, dead presidents: Michael Jackson, Gerald Ford."
"He's lyin' about the prom date thing of course...I hope he is, I took his sister."
"Heres ta you...suckin my di*#!"
"That group blew DOG, ya know what I'm sayin?"
Collen: "Mr. Fairlane I'm very rich, the kind of rich that warps minds. When I was 11 I walked in on my father and a shetland pony he gave me for 10th birthday. Does that excite you?"
Ford: "I don't know I never met your father."
and those are some of the ones just in the 1st 30 min! i could go on all friggin day. but i must leave with my personal fav, when Ford and Zuzu are climbing down the Capital Records building:
"It's alright, if you fall...I'll make it."
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"uh....No thanks, I've got me own"!
"I think you spent too much time in the discos in the 70's, village people rotted your brain".
A lot of the great lines in this flick have already been mentioned.
*Being patted down by a security guard*
Hey sometimes when we touch... the honesty's too much.
Don't read this sig.
Johhny Crunch:
"Alright, she's my sister, she's my sister and my daughter, who gives a .. just look at that picture and find the girl"
not sure if thats how it is exactly I just love the she's my sister and my daughter....
I like the bit that goes something like:
"Back when we were kids, we'd have gross out contests and only Johnny could beat me. One day I horked up the grossest, slimiest lougie on the table, I mean this thing was nasty. And Johnny just looked at me and said, 'nice try' and took out a straw."
Hey, you didn't f.....g think we killed the Koala bear?
shareSorry about the glass...The House...and my breath.
”Deh Deh Deh, DA Dabacco”-Puert Rican dude from the ”I aint your Papi” episode of COPS.
You're 10 seconds away from the most embarrassing moment in your life.
Hey, great pipes, huh? I've heard cats *beep* with more harmony.
So many *beep* So few bullets...
You think you are so hot 'cos you get in all the clubs, heh? Just because you have sex with great looking women...
- You got to admit those are pretty good reasons.
Conversation with Zuzu Petals was like masturbating with a cheese grater: slightly amusing, but mostly painful.
Nothing disgusts me. At the age of eleven I walked in on my father and the Shetland pony. Does that excite you?
- I don't know, I never met your father.
Battle:L.A- separates the men from the nerds:)