Who can forget Dice's famous Lines
"Have a twinkie snapperhead"
"Those chicks ,Those Big Fat Chicks"
"What's this I'm gonna, I'm gonna, you *beep* killin Rock n Rape n roll Man!
"Keith Richards is rollin around in his grave ,the guys not even dead yet!"
Falling off the Capitol records building " My Hair!,My Hair!
Looking at the girls putting their makeup back on"I'm I the only one who paid full price."
"I'm sorry I made you wash the dishes, who did all the work in bed"
"you got the bonus plan baby"
"rosanne barr naked....gone"
"I don't know; I never met your father [sic].." (I'll admit, it doesn't sound so funny out of context, but if you didn't know the bit you wouldn't be reading this...
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Hello hello a$$hole
Suzuki Samauri
They blew me
"No duh is a product of fear."
If you want to put all the great lines here... Goodluck just print the entire Ford Fairlane says from the script... There's not a rotten one in there...
hibidi hibidi... Maybe I did die in the explosion after all?
Now you pay: this is called citizens castration...
and so on, and so on, and so on.............................
My favorites :
Dice : Scalping tickets at a funeral, pretty sleezy. How much?
Scalper : Hey, it's preffered sitting, three hundrerd.
Dice : But you charged the girls a hundred.
Scalper : Hey, they blew me.
Dice : Three hundred, coming up.
Dice (To dead woman's breats) : Damn baby. I hope you signed some organ donor cards!!!
Dice (talking about the dead rock star) : I guess the poor super star Son of a B..... wasn't that lucky after all, ha?
Dice (All of the girls turn around to look at him in extasy before he enters the disco) : Whoooaaa...!!! was my fly undone?
(Dice gets a slap in the face from a girl)
Girl : You Son of a b...tch!!
Dice : Another satisfied customer (Kisses the girl)
Girl : Call me.
Dice (Giving his phone number to a girl in a disco) : Write this down, 555-6321, got it?
Girl : Wait a moment! 555 is not a real number. They only use that in the movies.
Dice : No sh...t, baby. What do you think this is. Real life?
Lot's of good lines!!!!
I could go on for the whole movie!!!!
"Booty time,booty time. Boot my balls." I mean c'mon, classic.
"Clint Eastwood... I (bleeped) him. OH!!" Another great one.
My all time favorite line for this awesome film would have to be: Ford Fairlane: "SO MANY A..HOLES. SO FEW BULLETS". Lots of great & funny lines in this, but that was a perfect one! LONG LIVE THE ADVENTURES OF FORD FAIRLANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Love boat, taking another ride"
"Maybe they have the same taste in anti...ques"
Too many to mention
And what are your names. Neal and Bob? Or Is that, like what you do, eh?
He wants to rape a kill them--and not in that order.
Precocious. Combustionable
Excuse me! You say the F word again. I'll bang you right the f.ck out. You understand me-now get the f.ck outta here.
Top O the world ma...Mmmmmaa
Yeah...and i'm from ma dad's penis
Thanks for being a jerkoff
Unfu..ingbelievable...Ahhh
How bout when he wakes up with the two twins.... "do my dishes!!!"
Absolute classic
Let's not forget anything said by Johnny Crunch!
"Here at K-DIRT, we play the kind of music your mother hates!!! I know this because she's under the table right now, SWALLOWING MY MICROPHONE!!!"
"If there are any teenage virgins listening, come on down to K-DIRT with a jar of petroleum jelly and ask for Johnny Crunch!!!"
(When ford comes into the studio)"SUZUKI SAMAURAI! You Bensonhurst piece of s**t!!!"
"Uh- uh! No dessert until you finish your dinner!"
Classic stuff!
I am a little biased, though. I'm a DJ myself, and I used these lines as actual on-air liners, played between songs! (Z-95 The Bone, Poplar Bluff, MO)
Right Enough!
"Here we are, two Rock N Roll Dicks. Only you're the DETECTIVE, and I'm just a regular Dick"
Great Line.
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"I don't know; I've never met your father."
"I was dating this girl..she was a total pig, but I *beep* her."
"Booty time...boot my balls!"
"Wonk, wonk, wonk; you sound like Charlie Brown's friggin teacher."
"EXCUSE ME! If you say the 'F' word again, I'm gonna bang you right the *beep* out; now get the *beep* outta here!"
"What kind of sentimental *beep* is this?!"
"C'mon, Smiley!"
"...I hope you filled out some organ donor cards."
"Yeah, and I'm from my dad's penis, now get outta here".
I like when the twins are running away and he tells the kid:
"See those chicks? Girl Scouts. Took two boxes."
'DO MY DISHES'
'Kenny G is allowed to live because Chuck Norris doesnt kill women'
"My hair! My hair!"
I'm a Dapper Dan man!
"I coulda been a rock star if only I wasn't banned from MTV. It's a long story. Unfortunately, I can only do that one song. Well, I also do a pretty mean Puff the Magic Dragon, but only in the nude. It's a longer story."
"The Black Plauge were considered the new kings of metal. I thought they some lucky a**holes from Receda."
"Yeah, he was one of the greats. Ever see this chick?" "Is this a trick question?"
"I feel like I just played water polo in a urine tank. I got a school of guppies in my underwear right now, No body believes me."
My favorite is when Wayne Newton says "I even pissed in the punch bowl!"
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