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Funniest moments in the film

posted 17 years ago by Dragonetta
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This movie was a stinker, but there were a few funny moments.

One of those moments, IMHO, was when Ford Fairlane, ZuZu Petals, and Smiley were dangling over the edge of the building, fighting with each other, and they fell. Everyone is screaming and falling, and Ford is going, "My hair!". I don't know why, but for some reason that really made me LOL. It was just so STUPID.

Which scene(s) made you laugh?

D.

Suzuki Samurai, you Bensonhurst piece of *beep*

[–] mram16 15 years ago

Two scenes that really made me laugh: When he's in the recording studio watching the awful singer and someone (I think Morris Day) says "what's that a$$hole smiling about?", and when Ford tells Lauren Holly he'll take her out later and throw a burger down her throat.

Sit, Ubu, sit.

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[–] mcontrer919 14 years ago

I always cracked up when he tell the "Definition of a vagina..it's a box a penis cums in" joke!! It's classic!!

[–] vastuntitled 14 years ago

'excuse me, you say the F word one more time im gonna bang you right the f*u*c*k* out, you understand me, now get the f*u*c*k outta here...'

[–] cabbageboy316 14 years ago

There are countless moments but here are some of my faves:

"Say hello to Liberace, a**shole!"
*beep* the purse, we're gonna die!"
"Talking to Zuzu was like masturbating with a cheese grater. Slightly amusing, but mostly painful."

[–] JourneymanJay 11 years ago

The scenes with Ford and Lt. Amos (Ed O'Neill)... urm... Lt. Anus were the funniest to me.

[–] NoShirtNoShoesNoService 11 years ago

Near the end of the movie, in the alley, when Morris Day's character says to Wayne Newton's character who is about to shoot him: "With friends like you, who needs enemas?".

[–] DlarryB 11 years ago

The "My hair" line was classic. Dice is doing his best John Travolta from Saturday Night Fever.

[–] sascha-17 10 years ago

Lotta good ones mentioned already.

Some of my favorites:

"Booty time, booty time ..."

"If you fall .. don't worry. I'll make it."

"... and I even pi$$ed in the punch-bowl"

"Some people play hard to get. I play hard to want."

"Noo.. we're from Wisconsin."
"..and I'm from my dad's penis ... get the fugg outta here."

Kyle Troy crying.

..oh and yes: To this day, whenever I play a PC-game in which I can re-name any sort of vessel (ship, spacecraft, etc), guess what I call it?

S.

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