Funniest moment?

Nippy the dog. The way Victor is standing there so enthusiastically with bowl of dog food.. then sees that the dog is actually a stuffed animal! The way he shouts at Mrs Warboys is priceless! :)

I also love the traffic jam scene where Victor and Margerets car is in the middle and on one side there is a smarmy hairdresser guy chatting up 2 girls in the next car along and the guys phoen rings and he hands it to Victor..'it's for you!'..then when he winds his window up and has a stuck on hand with the middle finger up! Also the scene where he bakes the wig in the loaf of bread



Ancient Chinese Porverb- He who stand on toilet seat is high on pot

I love the scene in series 1 when the carpet layer falls asleep in Victor's bed and Victor finds him and hits him with a inflatable banana, shouting 'Wakey wakey...RISE AND SHINE! and then he sarcastically adds 'come back next time and we'll read you a bedtime story!' Priceless!

I also love the snooker fixtures scene with Victor getting cross and shouting 'HELLLO! at the top of his voice. Hilarious.

The scene in 'The Man that blew away' - when the neighbours are having a party and the music is driving him mad and he shouts 'oh in the NAME OF MERCY!'

The scene in 'Only a Story' - when Victor is in a good mood and Margaret says 'It'll never last' and then in the very next scene, you hear Victor shouting 'You cocky little bastard' to the chimney sweeper outside whose parked his van on their front lawn. Also, in the same episode, I love how he notices the editor's mistake in the local newspaper and he says 'ohhhh listen to this' and 'can you believe this? The comedy is in the WAY he says it, rather than the words themselves.

In "The Man Who Blew Away": When Mr Fosskett goes past Patrick's office window stark naked.

"The Executioners Song": Patrick is talking to his counselling group about "the man next door" We see Victor's head suddenely pop up at the window he's cleaning. Then Patrick sees the shadow on the wall and turns round but Victor is gone.

Wow I can't believe no one else mentioned it! (well one other guy did, but only briefly).

My funniest moment is a scene with Patrick and Victor, at the climax of multiple plot lines merging into one. Patrick has a gay identical twin staying over, Patrick is heading to hospital after getting a cork stuck up his bottom, and as it's raining Patrick is using the only umbrella they could find - a frilly pastel one. Those facts combined with a misunderstanding over the owner of a certain tape has Victor thinking Patrick is in fact the gay brother, and that he should deliver the tape to him.

As Patrick is sauntering down the road in painful indignity, Victor pulls up in his car, informs Patrick that the two have never met, then hands him a VHS of hardcore gay pornography. The look of bewilderment on Patrick's face puts me in hysterics every time!