Lucas and his Power Glove
He is such a great player that even with encumbering his control abilities, he is still able to beat the wizard (i.e. the Power Glove actually gives you poorer control in NES games than using a regular controller, much like the the Mario Kart steering wheel for the Wii, which makes me extremely angry.)
Anybody who designs controllers for the sake of novelty and not for improving upon the original should be charged with crimes against humanity. They should be force to watch all of their friends and family members be tortured for years and years.