Why this movie doesn't work (spoilers, obviously)
I thought this was a family movie, and my 8 year old daughter, who loves dogs (as I do), watched it with me. I was pretty shocked to see that he died. You can't have a family movie and the gruesome death of a dog. Fortunately, she understood when I explained that they put barbecue sauce on the real Hooch and somehow kept him from licking it off. But that's pretty horrifying for a child.
Now, I've read the other threads on this board, and there is some validity to what they say, that this ending is more realistic, and isn't the trite Hollywood ending where the dog survives. That's as may be, but they can't have it both ways. If the movie is going to be serious, then Tom Hanks has to be serious too, and shutup. If the movie is going to be light family fare, then the dog can't die. You can't have both.
I think this is the main reason the movie scores so low. I liked the movie fine, the scenes with Hanks and the dog are funny as hell, but as a whole, it doesn't work due to the very heavy ending. It's just too serious after such a cutesy movie. And it's not family-friendly at all.
Oh yeah, all that, and Tom "the bod" Hanks getting together with Mare "my face looks like a mare" Winningham. She's nice, she's an okay actor, but she's not in Tom's league. And she has that horse face. Ugh. Sorry, Mare, but your name says it all. (And what was it with showing Hanks in the tighty-whitey (or blacky) underwear for half the movie?)
I asked the doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well.