Things I learned from this movie

1. The best way to break your fall when slide on a electric power line with a belt about 90+ feet in the air is land on your spinal chord and somehow not be bound to a wheelchair for the rest of your life.

2. When the police surround a club looking for an escaped prisoner just shave your legs, dress up like a girl and dont worry the cops will never recognize your 5 o clock shadow and adams apple.

3. When you are a cop it is best to sexually harass people right in front of your lieutenant.

4. Kurt Russell is the only guy I have seen that can change from a tight dress to his clothes which he left at the club who knows where in LA in less than 1 minute.

5. When did British guys start talking like Australians.

6. Dont worry the cops and civilians will not recognize two guys driving in a science experimental ford expedition with an army artillary weapons poking out the side of the vehicle.