The Kai’s thoughts on the election?
Haven’t seen a beating that bad since the 85’ All Valley.
shareRemember the game plan Trump. First you win a state, then you lose a state. Keep the electoral vote even. Pulverize her over the entire night. Then in the early hours of the morning get the 270 votes and we win.
I wonder if Biden called her near the end?
“Mr. President it’s over I’m afraid I just want to go home! Let’s get out of here let’s go back to the White House and just work for the next 75 days and then leave ok!”
“Cannot! Must not! Okay to lose to an election! Must not lose to fear!!
“Well I’m afraid! What do you want me to do.. I’ve never faced a man like this before… I’ve never won an election outside California! I don’t know what to…”
“HAI!”
“Kamala-San you stay focus! You’re best campaign still inside… now time let out!”
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New border czar Tom Homan has a touch of the Kai about him.
Here he is trying to turn AOC from a wimp into a winner.
https://x.com/charliekirk11/status/1855833836963443143
The low-IQ diversity hire, Harris, went into this election the same way that Daniel went into the '85 All Valley. She won nothing and got a bye directly into the finals! Fortunately, Pat "Donaghy" Johnson wasn't involved in certifying this election.
share Kamala Harris burst through the Oval Office door, her eyes gleaming with excitement. “Mr. President! You won’t believe what just happened!” she exclaimed, her voice a mix of exhilaration and frenetic energy.
Joe Biden, seated calmly at his desk, looked up from a stack of papers, his brow furrowed in mild concern. “What is it, Kamala?” he asked, his tone steady yet cautious.
“I just found out that I’m getting an automatic nomination for the presidency!” she declared, her hands flailing animatedly as if conducting an invisible orchestra. “No primaries! No debates! Just straight to the final!”
Biden’s expression shifted to one of bemusement as he leaned back in his chair. “That’s… quite something,” he replied slowly, trying to gauge her enthusiasm against the backdrop of reality.
Kamala’s laughter rang out like a bell, but it was tinged with an edge that suggested she was not entirely grounded. She reached into her pocket and pulled out a small baggie, her fingers trembling slightly as she poured a line of white powder onto Biden’s desk. “And you know what? This calls for a celebration!” she said with a mischievous grin before snorting the cocaine with abandon.
“Kamala,” Biden said firmly but gently, “we need to stay focused on the issues at hand.” He watched as she swayed slightly, lost in her own world where victory was assured and challenges were mere figments of imagination.
“Focus? Mr. President,” she giggled uncontrollably, “I’m already winning! Who needs focus when you have momentum?” Her words tumbled out in a rush as if they were racing against time itself.
Biden sighed softly, recognizing the disconnect between Kamala’s exuberance and the sobering realities of their political landscape. “It’s great to be excited about success,” he said carefully, “but we must remember that there are still people counting on us.”
Kamala waved him off dismissively, caught up in visions of grandeur.
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This gave me a good laugh. Thank you Cruisin.
Reminded me of the old days.