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Flashback post: The Party!

posted 3 months ago by maixiu (2216)
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I stumbled across this in a buried computer folder. Laughed my ass off yet again. I can't remember the name of the poster who wrote this, but he was an irreverent riot. Without further ado:

THE PARTY!

Ok, now clearly this was one party that was definently pre-planned ahead of time..they even started it that friday night with the notion of going all the way till monday morning. However, the real good stuff was definently reserved for post tournament. Why let it all go to waste? The food, the entertainers, the alcohol. Why cancel? Barnes didn't seal it but so what? He uninvited himself...enough said.

Theres gonna be one hell of a party to be had anyway. 99% of the party goers didn't give a damn about the ending anyway. "Who's Daniel? oh that guy Elton John sang about"...I'm just as *beep*-ing blind as that bastard" said Steveland Wonder one of the entertainers ALREADY performing there.

Kreese and Silver pull up...composed and cool, their rage has tempered by customary post tournament blow-jobs... Who set this up? None other than Rick James who sent them over!

Here's Rick giving Silver a call on the cell..

"Hey Terry baby, I sent you some hoes to cheer you up...Now get your white ass over here and come party us! tell Barnes to suck my nutsak! and Hell with a tournament...i'm gettin high!"

See life is indeed getting better..hell it is better! Why? despite the t-shirt loss they had other ventures. All those t-shirts those ungrateful folks threw back were donated to a homeless fund!

Mr.Silver, the brilliant business man had brokered a Pay Per View deal with HBO an TVKO productions for the broadcast. Also the exclusive DVD rights too.
So while Daniel gets a plastic trophy, Silver gets what truly matters...the green benjamins.

[–] maixiu (2216) 3 months ago

So again, here's Kreese and Silver heartened and enlightened at the raucous celebration taking place and by the warm welcome by AL DAVIS. He's been a loyal student of Quicksilver since its fertile beginning in the early 80's. He has a word of advice!

" NEVERMIND punishing that worm...JUST WIN BABY!" That's all you had to do!"

"Anyways, Mr.Silver, the Raiders organazation and the NFL has decided to match your donation to the toys for tots fund of greater Los Angeles... You are a wonderful man, Silver...now lets go enjoy those booties and breast-ta-sesses"

Prince and the Revolution performs "Purple Rain" specially dedicated to Sensai Kreese and all his accomplishments...OH Dammit Here comes KREESE! didn't know he knew air gutar! WOW...Kreese has temporarily ditched the conservative threads for something else!

ASS-LESS black leather Chaps!!!!! Who knew this?

Seems like somewhere along the way young Prince Rogers Nelson and Kreese had struck a friendship! This party can only get better! It does!

Who is that pulling up in that stretch limo? Its Miyagi he's rented a LIMO for the occasion! Miyagi is dressed in his best threads..complete with gator-shoes!

Ok now Silver is clearly pissed and rearing for battle...Kreese still in Ass-less Chaps quickly joins in..also bracing for battle.

[–] maixiu (2216) 3 months ago

MIYAGI: " Please don't punch window out of limo...Only rental..much tree,pay for rental...sorry miss performance of Purple Rain..but want to party! Fighting over...want you to invest in my Used car dealership with me!"

SILVER: "Invest with us??? just leave old man!"

MIYAGI: " Not leaving....I bought a case of Japanese Scotch so lets do this!"

Kreese: "Give the old man a chance...lets let bygones be bygones"

Miyagi: "OK now where hoes? I wanna get laid"

Silver: "I'm never smoking with Rick James again 'cause this weed is too good"

Kreese: "You know it!"

Miyagi: "please, please pass tree! mood for smoke!"

Now indeed its getting late and Miyagi hasn't come home...Daniel is pissed because Miyagi hasn't come home and help him celebrate...the celebratory mac-and cheese aint enough...he wants his soapy massage from Miyagi...But before he can leave, there's a knock on the door...Its Chozen!

Now all the bitchiness in Daniel is indeed out...he's already pissy from having to wait for Miyagi, now here's Chozen!

Remember the classic Daniel pose...(hands on hips...head tilted to the side..aggravated smirk..etc)

DANIEL: "What in the hell??? Why you? Why now? How did you find me?

Chozen: "YAHOO MAPS...people search!" I watched the tournament the tournament on PAY Per View...I have studio apartment close here too! You disgrace me cause me to move here...I now sell life insurance.. Want buy?"

Daniel: "Don't need insurance insurance man...

Chozen: "Really should kick your ass 'cause you break my Carrot scale..but no
matter..'cause your master out at big party!"

Daniel is clearly enraged..just as enraged as when Miyagi goes fishing without him..He's pissy and Chozen loves it!!! They head into town! Daniel hot with embarassment and jealousy totally steaming!!!

[–] maixiu (2216) 3 months ago

PART 2....ITS GONNA BE WILD

Now,Clearly not thinking straight and PMS-ing very badly, Daniel climbs into Chozens Toyota Celica...As they glide along the freeway Chozen only stokes the fire...He's bringing out the Bitch in Daniel better than anyone could.

He never gives Daniel's anger a chance to cease..constantly making jokes about their 'fight to the death' about his 50's style dancing, and how Kumiko never ever would give up the pussy despite all Danny did "For the Glory of Love"

He even made a joke about Daniels small penis...even grabbing Daniel's crotch in a very rough manner for emphasis...He toots his ass up slightly and rips a fart..its totally juvenile even for Chozen...."RIKE SCENT OF CHOZEN...

Chozen has to relent but only 'cause Danny boy is getting pushed too far..

Why would Daniel fall for this??? hasn't this been done much too many times?
Apprehnsions settle deep into the boys tender loins!

Daniel orders Chozen to stop at a Time Saver for a large Sprite and jumbo Snickers...Maybe to flee But Chozen informs dumbass that there will be plenty "frood at pahty" 'so stop whining'... No stop for piss either."

By the way, you can hear Chozens laugh...the trademark sinister laugh.

Theres no time to spare however...Chozen pushes the Celica all the way to 85MPH!

Now these two unlikely party crashers arrive at the gate...and security is pretty lax for 1:35 am.. Anyhow, the party is still raging... Kreese called up EXPOSE' and they are playing an extended version of WHAT YOU DONT KNOW!!!
And please dont knock Kreese..he banged the whole group!

This party is kicking ASS!!!! KREESE IS IN RARE FORM! He's totally lost himself in the mood...all the failures are forgotten..his knuckles feel fine!
The trip to Tahiti was good but this is great!

[–] maixiu (2216) 3 months ago

Amidst the haze of reefer smoke, hot tub steam, and charcoal here comes Daniel blinded by his jealous rage....

Only he clumsily bumbles into JACK TATUM...the badd ass DB who paralyzed DARRYL Stingley in a damn preaseason game. He's managed to spill some damn expensive COGNAC and broke the bottle also...Spilt it all on Tatum and needless to say, ruined the man's silky suit.. " YOU RETARDED *beep*

In a flash,before Eric Dickerson and OJ Simpson can avert Daniel from danger,
Tatum grabs Daniel with one hand grabbing the chest, and the other grabbing the boys tender scrotum...

He rag-dolls Daniel into a wall and inexplicably shoves his toungue down the boys throat..still tightly grabbing Daniels balls...then he unleashes a Johnny beachside stomach punch, knocking all the wind from his chest cavity...Tatum then hovers over Daniel....and proceeds to pull out his menacing black penis...
which is horribly large, and freakish in nature...like Seattle Slew in the breeding shed!

OH, my he's gonna try and piss on the boy... Tatum's friends WISELY avert this obscene act and prevent Daniel from total degradation!

Dumb-ass Daniel had the Chargers Jersey on by the way. And also by the way Dan Fouts was there and saw it all and didn't blink..As cool as ever...

Fouts tried to call Rev. Jimmy Swaggart over to intervene but Swaggart is getting his dick sucked in the far corner of the mansion...By SUSAN???? looks like SUSAN anyway!!! Susan...ALI's friend!!!

Who ever it is surely got acclamated to the party atmosphere in a hurry!

FOR Daniel however, there was no time for a Crane, Drum, nor Kata...seems like theres no defense from a ghetto style thrashing!!!

[–] maixiu (2216) 3 months ago

Jim Brown then scolds Tatum for such a heinous display. Didn't you learn any self control?? *beep* are you crazy? You need balance...Oh lord Jesus! Calm down...and Tatum indeed slinks off...maybe for more Cognac!

Jim brown also lectures Daniel to never, under any circumstances be so clumsy... O.J warns Tatum that the boy might litigate...but he's stuffed some Hertz rental vouchers and a pack of fruity jelly beans into the boys pocket to placate him somehow!

DANIEL: Where can I get some hot TEA?

JIM BROWN: BITCH, this aint a TEA party...you pansy...get your damn mind right boy, or you gonna get broke to pieces. How bout you go and find you some pussy here...theres plenty of it...But just change that goddam raggedy ass filthy jersey...All these hall of famers here and you wear that...We all got nice threads on...Don't you have a tux or something???

"WHATS THAT FUNKY SMELL ON YOU BOY??"

"You smell like goddamn green house-paint!"

Meanwhile, Miyagi and Silver are sharing a hot-tub with Shannon Tweed and Brandi Brandt of White Snake fame...Miyagi is motorboating Shannon's titties..also pouring that herbal tea on them and clearly reverting back to his times as a hungry oriental newborn!!!!!!!

Silver is being Terry! which is great enough!

Daniel stumbles into the party scene..along with Jim Brown....Mr. Brown in his infinite wisdom and blackness has lent a hand to Daniel and tried to apply some mentoring...much needed...But as we all know the boy is too hard headed to let anything soak in and Mr. Brown advises him to cool out..and just think it through...."HAVE SOME COGNAC BOY...."

But the impending break-up is too fresh..the confrontation too immense..This is like ALI and Johnny in some sort of twisted and sick way Only its Daniel stumbling onto MIYAGI...and Miyagi is totally wasted...not sad anniversary wasted however..this time his ZEN meter is on PERFECT !

[–] maixiu (2216) 3 months ago

HERE it comes......

Miyagi, in such a relaxed mood, is neither surprised nor shocked... He's happy to see his protege' "Ahhh Daniel-SAN...you find party...You no invited, but you find anyway...only grown and sexy folk here...You with Jim Brown froot-ball prayer...HA! HA! HA!

Maybe you should take to-go plate and go home with Chozen... Go find balance! BONZAI!!!!!

He then buries his face back into Shannon Tweed's ample bosom!

Silver, is also amused and tells Daniel that for the next party he'll rent a space-walk, water slide and a cotton candy machine for his punk-ass!

Why Mr.Miyagi...why? Didn't we win together? why this? Silver...Kreese..?
I'm nothing without you...what about the shop? The trees!!! Dammit Mr. Miyagi I don't know what to do...please come home! WHAT IS THIS!!!

Miyagi informs Daniel that there are bigger and better things in life such as MAKING NEW FRIENDS, having fun, getting pussy, selling cars, making more money, and... OH MY GOD!!!!! QUICKSILVER!!!

Miyagi and Silver also have plans to help Dale Earnhardt finally win the damn Daytona 500 and break KING RICHARD PETTY record for Winston Cup championships...gonna teach him QUICKSILVER!

In other words its great minds planning to dominate the DAMN world!

*It's that sweet sticky MARY JANE that Rick James provided that's making this all too twisted replied Silver..but I love it!!!! YOU KNOW IT!!

[–] maixiu (2216) 3 months ago

What about the Bonsai trees???

Oh Daniel, I made deal...sold trees..and sold shop and you can get with the program or get the hell out!!! You used my karate to win the goddamn tournament...now leave me alone...maybe when high subside I come to senses but dick hard...titties in face, and I cant turn back now!

Chozen comes in out of nowhere with an ill timed piece of news that hits home...MIYAGI sexed Kumiko and paid her way to Tokoyo...cop-block Dainel!

THE TRAVESTY, THE BETRAYAL,
THE OUTRAGE..

Daniel's Tachometer is clearly over the redline and it revs into the 9500 range..the redline...the unthinkable... He reaches over and slaps the hell out of Miyagi....Its such a disrespectful slap, and it stings because Miyagi's face is wet....

OH ITS GONNA BE WILD!

[–] maixiu (2216) 3 months ago

Ok guys heres part 3...and once again, for newcomers read its 1 before 2 before 3...Enjoy!

THE TRAVESTY, BETRAYAL, THE OUTRAGE!!!!

Indeed, the scene is too surreal...Daniel has totally slapped the piss out of his trusted friend and mentor...the whole palm, the follow through!!! KEE-YAH!

The venomous accusations tumble forth! 'Miyagi you fag..you no-good ass bastard...how dare you screw Kumiko?'

Miyagi volleys back: 'Girl deserve better, she was lost and ancient penis point her in right direction !' 'It was pleasure to light the way!'

'Jessica lost also..I show the way back to Cleveland..!'

'You still and always wet behind ear boy..thanks for leading sweet honeys to Miyagi's home'...How do you think YOUR room and board paid for??? Look no further than the WOMB you came from, bitch'!

WHOA NELLIE...MIYAGI JUST NUKED THE VILLAGE!

So this is whats been going on?? Miyagi's a damn closet freak, knocking off Daniels love interests..and his mom???

'Passion has indeed been put before principle'

MEANWHILE!!

Miyagi leaps out the hot tub in a ferocious thrust, and its not graceful at all...There was maybe split second to think through the decision NOT to JUMP OUT with the Okinawan-lo-cut,hot pink bikini briefs...But honor knows no bounds.

[–] maixiu (2216) 3 months ago

'Young bee will now get his ass kicked by old prune'

Miyagi's blunt high is blown, and he's a little unsteady, but plenty game!
He's eager to get it on!

However, old age, and the hot spa and all the sex acts have run the tank mighty low!!Drained the battery!! Its the fumes of rage that's propelling this old bastard to defend his honor...in the most unlikeliest of ways...

This isn't a classic battle....Its plenty unique in its freakishness though!
Theres no karate involved...its just down and pissy!

Its hair pulling, groping, and grinding! A stand-up battle at first,it quickly goes to ground!

Daniel can't mount any offense now, and his energy is quickly dissapating...He tried to run but can't now...Its no escaping!

Miyagi is having none of it, and the Tea Kettle is steaming..whistling..with pink panties on! 'Fix your raggedy ass bike and raggedy ass life'

Now its ground and pound now....The attack is unrelenting... old Okinawan is doling out a true lesson in humility...Its getting ugly!

Daniel is squealing, and crying...heavily sobbing and He can't catch his breath and seems like an asthma attack is impending! The old man won't let up!
Miyagi in full guard, Daniel just giving up the fight..by the second.

[–] maixiu (2216) 3 months ago

He's puking now, and turning blue....fading...taking that ride back on the Jersey Turnpike...maybe??? in a oriental hearse! Courtesy of Miyagi!

Miyagi's high has faded and he's annoyed...tired, he's savaged Daniel, and taken the boy to the brink of death!

But still he had to be restrained by Silver...the Quicksilver method could have had deadly consequences... There was no give up, and clearly it was going to the death..what did he wait for?

Miyagi is escorted into the mansion and fed his favorite Japanese Scotch whiskey...re-united with Shannon but clearly pissed and uncomfortable with the nightmare he's become...its gonna get worse before it gets better! Because now its time for the Cocaine!!! Its only the hardcore partiers now...Its gonna get fierce...So evil Miyagi..so evil! He's doing lines...he's WILD!

Daniel, slowly drags back to life..and clearly beaten...Jim Brown and Chozen load the boy into a van for first aid!!! Damn who's riding IN that ol beat up car?

IT AINT OVER!!

[–] maixiu (2216) 3 months ago

THE BITTER AFTERTASTE!

Who's that in the old car creeping up warily??

Jim Brown has stabilized Daniel's condition...but as the boy comes to, he has a question that can't be answered....Where'd Spiderman go?

Mr.Brown calmly states there was no goddamn Spiderman, only Asian Man that
laid down that humbling lesson in humility....

'I told you to go and find some pussy boy....not agitate the old man...you got a hard ass head...how long is going to take for you to listen?' DAMN!

Daniel instead mildly whines for the egg and toast breakfast with Orange Juice form mom that he callously took for granted in KK I...

Chozen hasn't left Daniel's side though, But Jim Brown no stranger to the goings on of prison Sagely excuses himself for a Morning nip of whiskey from the wet bar!! He's gonna keep his distance close, but he knows..

Clearly feeling remorse for the actions that took place, Chozen won't confess that he was paid a handsome sum of money to retrieve Daniel and bring him over..

He only sees Brown leaving for a drink as his opening....If only boy wasn't so weak..moving van would only blow the moment!!!

He knows the boy well enough now, their previous encounters have given their 'friendship' a new dimension...is it friendship?? Or lust!

[–] maixiu (2216) 3 months ago

Recall the first time Chozen gripped Daniels hand hard, they had a strange kind of feel for each other!

He relentlessly tormented Daniel like a lovesick school boy he's fond of... Did he rip off the shirt to reveal the man-titties to impress Kumiko...or for Danny boy?? He had Daniel alone at the house, could have made move...but now boy is in weakened vulnerable state! Stalked him relentlessly throughout part 2!

His next recourse is to fetch a fresh cloth he scored from inside, and apply it to Daniels forhead...He schooches ever so closely...Why is Danile so naive?

Chozen allows that he is grateful for life and thank Daniel for chance...for romance???? Wha the fu..!

Daniel caught off guard extends a hand of gratitude...Chozen slides closer and lunges in for a kiss...agressively! passionately! Its a hard one!

Again, Daniel can't defend any ground attack...because Chozen has artfully positioned his body to lock and spoon Daniel...Is this rape? because its awfully brutal on the floor of the van... Chozen wont relent and has a hand down the boys crotch!!!! Secret is out... The kiss is so bitter..So sinister.
So wrong...But Daniel in his rage..and complete disdain for anything his life at this point answers back..forcefully..He returned the kiss and they thrash forcefully in the van...its a torrid love affair!

[–] maixiu (2216) 3 months ago

The morning sun shine cuts through a bitter haze...But the green wagon pulls up...

Its mom, and a huge Italian man in the front seat...its not Uncle Louie though..this man is a larger version of the Uncle Paulie...he looks like Paulie..and sounds like him...Hes totally beliggerant!

Wearing an old Eagles jacket too! Who is the brown haired girl in the front seat? She got a nice rack..and clearly east coast Guido-Ette features... Its Daniels dad...and is it Judy...Who tipped them off?

But its too late...they get full glimpse of Daniel and Chozen's voyuerism and now they've pulled apart...Chozen in his best smirk..but heavily breathing and standing guard... Daniel however??? its the final nervous breakdown...the final piece, a breaking point!

He's fallen to his knees and unearthed a primordial scream..that pierces the wilderness... Dad is slightly drunk and asks 'what da *beep* am eye seein?
Unfricken belivable...my boy a fag...I've failed as a father...Christ All Mighty! He grabs his long lost son not to hurt but to pile him in the Wagon.

Lucille spots Miyagi...He's truly in all his coke addled glory, and clumsily reaches out for her trying to fondle her tender bosom..she slaps him hard!

She wonders in her heart how it could all get this far....She sobs!

Green wagon loaded...Chozen following them hard in the Celica..Daniel face pressed against the glass looking out into the distance....

Theres too many questions now?? Its Miyagi alone in the wilderness aligned with Silver and Kreese...Unchartered territory! plans still in place!

What becomes of this mess? Miyagi's limo stil parked... guests still hovering the party...morning beckoning the bleary eyed souls...and the Haunting spector of Jim Brown still looming large...

How is this resolved? Can the answers be found?

THE END