Karate Kid III Haiku


Those two jerks take up
One hundred percent of time
They must be destroyed


“I love it when he pounds him”

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Dynamite Mike Barnes
True All Valley Champion
I hate those two jerks



“I love it when he pounds him”

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Flaccid boy hero
Illegal kick to the face
Will never get laid


“I love it when he pounds him”

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Thirty years later
Danny boy's still the heel
Fathers and sons bond

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Shield brings the goods
Master sensei in the house
Says, "You put it back!"

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That boy who helped me
Antithesis of Whineielle
A true college man


“I love it when he pounds him”

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Shot down by women
Allie, Kumiko, Andrews
Could not stand that jerk


“I love it when he pounds him”

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