Describe a time you've wished Terry Silver was your best friend

Today, for instance, when employees of a shady car repair shop shamelessly lied directly to my face and financially raped me, despite the problem not being fixed and the car breaking down again right after they gave it back to me.

After sending me to Tahiti to be rubbed down by Mamona and her girlfriend, and having Milos and Dennis take my car to an honest mechanic, Mr. Silver would inform his servants that for the next two weeks his business is strictly REVENGE, and enact a diabolical plan that would result in the ruin of all involved.

And as if that isn't enough, he'd ask "Anything else you want?

And I'd say "Yeah",turning my keychain over in my hand, "...make their cars break down."

"...Hey. Hey, I LIKE THAT! OHHHH, I LIKE THAT! I'M GONNA USE THAT! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"