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Their oral report was very embarrassing


does anyone else get that feeling?

I thought they made fools out of themselves with the report. the audience was very much into it, but for all they knew the historical figures were just random dickweeds in costumes, and the report overall was just very dumb in the film's context.

I felt embarrassed for bill & ted and that stopped me from enjoying the movie a little.

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Out of all the reports, I think the students would learn the most from this one. It was the most entertaining and kept the audience paying attention.

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It's not embarrassing. it's my favorite part of the movie.

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If it was just the historical figures (or even JUST dickweeds in costumes) dancing around on stage, that would be one thing. But they actually have Freud demonstrating psychoanalysis on Ted, Napoleon mapping out his military strategy, Socrates "philosophizing", etc. There's actually a demonstration of Bill and Ted's knowledge of their subjects in addition to the figures as props.

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The thing about that report was;

They NEVER proved that the historical figures were actually who they were supposed to be.

The audience was never given any evidence or proof that the guys are THE ACTUAL HISTORICAL FIGURES! NO EFFORT WHATSOEVER was spent to prove this.

Which leads to: they could simply have rented guys (and a feminazi) in costumes and achieved the same exact effect.

For all the audience knew, it could have been completely faked, and nothing was authentic about it all.

I mean, the report being lame (which it undoubtedly was), basically NEGATES the whole point of the movie. Why go to the past to get the REAL things, if you are not utilizing them in a way that a fake ones could never have?

Why go through ALL that time-traveling, risking your life, and trying to convince foreigners that don't speak english that they should perform for your 'oral report', when you could just promise a case of beer to your friends and family if they help you with the report, and rented a couple of costumes? Faster, easier, and more of a sure thing.

Still, this is one of those movies that become more enjoyable the less you think about the plot, the time-travel inconsistencies, the goofy contradictions of the plot and the silly ending.

Just learn to switch off the thinking faculties and just enjoy the ride - it's a fun, humorous, little movie, and good entertainment nevertheless.

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They NEVER proved that the historical figures were actually who they were supposed to be.


Why would they need to? They could be hired actors. It really makes no difference to their report.

The audience was never given any evidence or proof that the guys are THE ACTUAL HISTORICAL FIGURES! NO EFFORT WHATSOEVER was spent to prove this.


Again, the audience doesn't need that. The point of their report isn't to prove that these are the real historical figures. The point was to show what historical figures would think of the present day, and their report accomplished that.

And this is redundant because it's just repeating the sentence before it.

Which leads to: they could simply have rented guys (and a feminazi) in costumes and achieved the same exact effect.


Yes. They could. But then they would have had to script everything that was said. And how exactly is Joan a feminazi?

I mean, the report being lame (which it undoubtedly was), basically NEGATES the whole point of the movie. Why go to the past to get the REAL things, if you are not utilizing them in a way that a fake ones could never have?


No, it doesn't. This only suggests you don't understand the point of the movie. The point was for Bill and Ted to pass their report so they could stay together and form Wyld Stallyns. Nobody ever said they had to collect real historical figures to pass their report.


Why go through ALL that time-traveling, risking your life, and trying to convince foreigners that don't speak english that they should perform for your 'oral report', when you could just promise a case of beer to your friends and family if they help you with the report, and rented a couple of costumes? Faster, easier, and more of a sure thing.


Because they didn't know squat about the historical figures in question. They learned a great deal about history during their trip. THAT was the point. Getting actors to play these roles wouldn't help anything if Bill and Ted didn't know anything about them or their circumstances.

Still, this is one of those movies that become more enjoyable the less you think about the plot, the time-travel inconsistencies, the goofy contradictions of the plot and the silly ending.


Further proving you have no idea what you're talking about. Give me a list of inconsistencies with the plot or the time travel.

Just learn to switch off the thinking faculties and just enjoy the ride - it's a fun, humorous, little movie, and good entertainment nevertheless.


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Which leads to: they could simply have rented guys (and a feminazi) in costumes and achieved the same exact effect.




Yes. They could. But then they would have had to script everything that was said. And how exactly is Joan a feminazi?

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It was good enough for film audiences to watch, so I guess it would pass muster for kids at a local high school.
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It was the best high school report I've ever seen or heard. The others were far more embarrassing, but felt ripped right out of a high school class.

I thought they made fools out of themselves with the report. the audience was very much into it, but for all they knew the historical figures were just random dickweeds in costumes, and the report overall was just very dumb in the film's context.


Did you even see the other reports? Do you even remember high school?

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So I suppose "let them eat fastfood" should have gotten a better grade? Or perhaps "San Dimas High School football rules!?"

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Actually, if you paid attention, they both actually learned a lot in their travels and were able to give accounts of each historical figure.

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I think the whole film should've been Bill and Ted studying hard and learning the subject.

A film about two guys reading textbooks might've been less entertaining, but the presentation at the end would be more realistic.

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C'mon OP, there were a lot of interesting facts thrown out during that presentation. For instance, I had no idea that one of Beethoven's favorite works was "Slippery When Wet."



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I also had no idea that genghis khan enjoyed twinkies for their excellent sugar rush.

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They did a great job for their oral report, totally blew away the other lame oral reports. I wish I could've done something like that in high school. Lol

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