Remake


Don't get me wrong, the orginal was loverly and Hollywood is making a lot of remakes lately. However, I think "Waxwork" had so much potential that wasen't used.

They should do a remake of Waxwork, but this time with some modern horror slasher killers (Freddy Kruger, Leatherface, Jaso, Norman Bates) along with some real life maniacs (Vlad Tepes, Jack The Ripper, Adolf Hitler, and the Marquis De Saude). Unknown to them, the owner of the Wax museum is an apostle of Satan ready to start hell on earth.

Any thoughts or ideas?

SAR-CO-FAG-OUS

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"They should do a remake of Waxwork, but this time with some modern horror slasher killers (Freddy Kruger, Leatherface, Jaso, Norman Bates) along with some real life maniacs (Vlad Tepes, Jack The Ripper, Adolf Hitler, and the Marquis De Saude). Unknown to them, the owner of the Wax museum is an apostle of Satan ready to start hell on earth.

Any thoughts or ideas? "


New Line has FK, LF, and JV, so if they did, there is a chance they could appear. According to Pauline theology, AH went to Heaven, so including him in a Satanic plot is not congruent.

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Funnily enough I agree that if I were to remake any movie it would be this one. I hope to one day be a screenwriter and have sritten several screenplays and am waiting to go out and sell them...and waxwork is one of the ones that I am re-writing. I've punched up the gore and have several ways to dipatch the teens. I must say this is the most fun I've had writing. I'll keep everyone posted. Check me out @ myspace. Dvdbuff, display name Hey look, its Joe

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1/15/2007


Hello,
I have written my own fan fic stories and one of the ones I had done was "Waxwork". It's mostly a retelling than a remake, but some of it is new and/or altered. Some names are different, some displays are different, some deaths are different while others remain the same, there are more survivors than the first "Waxwork", and some new explanations have been given to correct the unintentional plot holes of this movie. But so far, those who have read it have given it mostly positive reviews when I've talked with them.

You can find it on my own fan site for this movie:

http://www.freewebs.com/movie-fan/aboutthissitefanscript.htm


"You're making me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry." (Eric Bana as Bruce Banner - "Hulk")

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You sir, if you are not already working for a movie production house (perhaps specializing in remakes of already good movies for quick cash), should avoid seeking a career in the movie production business. Seeing as it is already full of talentless, money worshipping, lazy, soul destroying, shameless hacks. Your particular ideas, while still offending the public at large who like old movies the way they are and don't want their memory tarnished by shoddy remakes, would also be looked down upon by the other no good talentless hacks out there.

If on the other hand you do already work for one of those production houses and are perhaps vetting your ideas with the public before recommending your production house buy up the rights to this film, then I dutifully suggest that you seek redemption by removing yourself from polite society by going swimming in a large vat of hot wax. Take some of your producer friends with you. Please, do everyone a favor.

For everyone else reading this poor, pathetic thread, do any of you notice that whenever you visit the page for a really good movie from a few decades ago, there is sure to be someone there asking everyone what they would think of a remake of this and who would you like to see cast in it and here is what I would change about it? Is IMDB being used by producers to vet ideas about easy to make remakes? Are we in fact helping them to put out substandard product based on well made movies, whose only crime was to have been made before the 14 to 25 year old crowd had a chance to see them? Will using the same script and adding todays special effects make up for the substandard acting that inevitably infests these remakes? I say that if these parasites who have taken over Hollywood cannot come up with ideas of their own then they should step down and hand the reigns of power in Hollywood to a new generation of film makers who are willing to take a chance instead of retreading older movies into mediocrity.

Anyone else contributing a cast call of recent actors in a sorry attempt to remake this film deserves a wakeup call consisting of a swift, solid kick in the posterior.

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I am sorry it took me so long to respond to you guys...Ima check out your scripts hehehe! I am going to ignore the above user because obviously he/she does not understand the idea of a "what if" discussion. ^_^

SAR-CO-FAG-OUS

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Oh, but I do understand the lame ideas of an ignorant bunch of wannabe's who cry for today's low talent crop of hacks to replace the beloved classics!

F UCK! This movie's practically still new!



"Friggin' IDIOTS!!" - Napoleon Dynamite

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It's not like I am trying to get this made lol. It's just a discussion. :-(

SAR-CO-FAG-OUS

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Waxwork (TBA)

Directed by James Gunn

Written by Anthony Hickox
James Gunn

Produced by Paul Brooks
Eric Newman

Music by Tyler Bates


Cast:

Jason Ritter.....Mark
Elisha Cuthbert.....Sarah
Hilarie Burton.....Michelle
Jared Padalecki.....Tony
Sarah Downing.....Gemma
AJ Buckley.....James
Michael Aday.....Inspector Roberts
Robert Hardy.....Sir Wilfred
Zelda Rubenstein.....Lincoln's 1st Assistant
Carel Struycken.....Lincoln's 2nd Assistant
Fred Meyers.....Norman Bates
Robert England.....Freddy Kruger
Tony Todd.....Daniel Robitaille
Kane Hodder..... Jason Voorhees
with
Jason Issacs as The Marquis de Sade
and
Terrance Stamp as Mr. David Lincoln

Synopsis:

A Wax museum opens in a small town. It features 13 of the world's greatest killers on display. One evening, six college students are invited to a mysterious midnight showing by the elderly owner, Mr. Lincoln. However, unknown to them, the owner of the Wax museum is an apostle of Satan ready to start hell on earth, when the dead shall rise, and consume all things. The waxwork showing soon shows its devious intentions when one by one, the students are bumped off by the wax figures.


The 13 Figures:

Freddy Kruger
Daniel Robitaille
Jason Voorhees
Leatherface
Norman Bates
Michael Myers
The Tall Man
Vlad Tepes
Elizabeth Bathory
Lizzy Bordin
Sweeney Todd
The Marquis de Saude
Jack The Ripper


SAR-CO-FAG-OUS

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They should remake this with some new updated monsters.

-Chucky
-Jason Voorhees
-Michael Myers
-Freddy Krueger
-The Blob
-A display of the mall with zombies from the 2004 remake.
-Pennywise the Clown

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It would be nice to see a remake of waxwork, with horror movie icons of today. But, most of them are owed by New Line Cinema exp: Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger.

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What, you guys never heard of Pinhead?!? heh heh

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Sorry dude but this movie would be a perfect remake. Love this movie. Great concept. Excellent werewolf bit. Each section is a little short story and a remake could be brilliant.

Also the acting is atrocious it's astounding.

"You and me are goin' on a car-ride to hell... and you're riding shotgun! "

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I say keep the original monsters as well. Putting those others like Jason and Freddy in would just cheese it up too much.

"It's beef, lady. 50 pounds of beef."

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Waxork had alot of potential that was pretty much wasted... the whole thing was just goofy, and the attempts at humor were, for the most part, not funny. I am an ardent hater of the remake trend, but in the right hands, a remake of Waxwork could potentially improve on the original. The problem with remakes (aside from the total lack of originality in todays horror filmmakers) is that great films are always chosen to be remade. Why not remake flicks that had the potential to be good, but just didn't really cut it? Waxwork is a perfect example.

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Remember it has to be 18 displays. If I had to choose mine would be:

1. Frankensteins Monster
2. The mummy
3. Werewolf
4. Cujo
5. Letherface
6. Jack the Ripper
7. Dracula
8. Mr. Hyde
9. The girl from the Ring
10.The Ammityville Horror or The Shinning
11.Michael Myers
12.The Its Alive Baby..http://filmmuziek.xs4all.nl/composer/rs/bh/its%20alive%20back.jpg
13.Pennywise
14.Alien
15.Jepers Creepers
16.Jason
17.The Predator
18.Misery

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Torn on the thought of a remake of 'Waxwork'. There are almost endless possibilities of serial killers, monsters, and madmen that could be incorporated. At the end of the day the original is just such a fun movie that I couldn't really imagine a remake capturing the same feel.

If Hollywood decides that 'Waxwork' is next on their plate, then they should stick to the classic monsters of the original. The original was such a labor of love, and incorporating modern movie monsters will just feel like a marketing scheme.

My list:

1. Frankenstein's Monster
2. Dracula
3. Creature from the Black Lagoon
4. Wolf Man
5. The Mummy
6. Phantom of the Opera
7. Vlad the Impaler
8. Cthulhu (THAT WOULD BE SICK!)
9. Zombie
10. Marquise De Sade
11. Gojira (or any Kaiju)
12. Jack The Ripper
13. The Invisible Man
14. Invasion of the Body Snatchers
15. Dr. Moreau
16. Aliens (any type of Alien)
17. Tribal Cannibal
18. Ed Gein

"Flossing? Where did I get Munson from?" - Ish, Kingpin

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see you got two aliens in there-- body snatchers are aliens.

And the original classic ghouls have been remade so many times, I would hate to see everyone of them in this remake.

I would hope if it is remade, a lot of time goes into finding the most popular ghouls ever created. The more popular they are, the more tongue and cheek they can be about the whole thing, making it into a great horror comedy.

And a quick comment about paranoid guy on this thread: if Hollywood is really planting these threads about remakes, then that's some mighty good research, and if anything I appreciate the idea that these higher ups want to hear from film lovers, because that is a respectful way of coming up with film ideas.

Now I don't see why there is a need to attack younger film goers, like it's their fault that remakes happen. Ringu was remade like a year after it came out in Japan, so it's not just about appealing to a younger crowed, it's about appealing at all to film goers, in America and outside America for worldwide release. And some great films are remakes, most respected of Horror films being The Thing. There of course are more like The Fly, the first remake of Invasion of the body snatchers, Little Shop Of Horrors, The Ring, etc.
A good remake doesn't tarnish the original, because the original is still there. If anything, it brings a new audience to a story they would have never heard of since there are thousands of films out there. I would have never seen some original films if it weren't for their remakes advertising the original. And when a remake is coming out, and the plot sounds interesting, I quickly get a hold of the original so I can compare the two for fun.
Besides, the make films from novels, and they are never as good as the books, and they have been doing that since as long as films have been around. The film Carrie pales in comparison to the book, but that doesn't mean the movie is utter trash. I read the book because I liked the film. People that enjoyed The Hobbit were thrilled when they made the three part film Lord Of The Rings. It didn't tarnish the books.
The whole idea that stories can't be retold is ridiculous. That's how stories survived before the written word, through retellings, and there is nothing wrong with that.

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How true !
Nobody much expects of the remake to be superior
to the original. But as paying moviegoers we have
the right to demand of it to be at least watchable.
For sure the remakes are under the constraints of
their own time ( the least not being the omnipresent
political correctness ) and those who love the original
will wince at some of the additions or deletions.
But well, if the story is good and the realization not botched,
who are we to complain ?
Now take for example the 2006 "Superman", I don't find it up to
the 1978 movie. But it's decently done, well adapted to our
times, and with the authors respectful of their audiences.
A second example is "Ghostbusters" well made in every instance,
which gives us the desire to watch the original with Lewis-Martin,
and the even earlier one with the Bowery Boys !
So when a new movie hits the big or the small screen, let's forget
the watch-for-free critics ( a la Leonard Maltin & Pauline Kael ),
and go see them for ourselves, after all it's our money.

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I don't think they should remake it. It was meant to be a comedy/horror movie...I think it was fine the way it was. I own the movie myself.

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I think they should remake it but do it exactly the same. and set it in the same time period too. this movie is so cheeseu and awful that i forgave it and it ended up being tounge in cheek to me.

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This film doesn't need a remake; it's fine the way it is.

I'm a totally bitchin' bio writer from Mars!

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Still one of my favorite movies of all-time and I would love to see a remake...

Keep the original monsters though!

Danielle Harris
I've got a big dog with me, and he bites!
D.H.F.F.

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A remake would be awesome. However people would now think it's a ripoff of cabin in the woods, with the crazy ending.

And if they remade it I disagree with bringing Freddy or Jason in it. Thats fantasy thinking. Keeping the original maybe adding some new typical monsters would be just fine. Werewolf,alien,dracula,zombies,Marquis de sade, monster baby,the mummy.

And also they would need it to be set back in the days when guns wouldnt be that powerful or common. Because in the final battle if the good guys brought pitchforks and torches the audience would be like wtf..why not bring guns?!

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