On Christmas morning Carol helps Jan and Phillip reconcile their tattered marriage in the lovably hokey Brady-simple way. And then it comes. Florence Henderson, with a hint of a dirty smile, says in a thickly lascivious voice
"You can be late for breakfast"
In other words, Jan, your mother Carol Brady just said "you have time for a quickie"
EEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!
I always feel dirty after that scene...
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i always remember that "you can be a little late" line too. she should have added "Alice has to change the sheets anyways". maybe she was trying to send phillip a message.
shareI thought Jan was a hot tamale. I have no idea what she saw in that nerd Phillip. And what the hell did Marcia see in that dork Wally?
You came hard. Admit it.
I`m sorry for my lack of manners, but I`m not used to escorting men.
There were three major EEEEEEEWWW moments on the original series. Here they are in no particular order:
* Marcia's crush on the dentist
* A twelve year old Cindy trying to be a six year old Shirley Temple
* Bobby and Cindy wanting to go skinny dipping in the neighbors' pool
Crazy that I noticed Jan's husband in a bar scene in a Hulk or CHIPS tv episode I was watching yesterday. I totally noticed him - and none of you are wrong on that scene - it was kinda x-rated as far as the reasons I watch The Brady Bunch...Anywho I always liked Jan the most so maybe I'm being jealous. Peace and Mike Brady!!!
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