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One of The Funniest lines In Movie History

posted 15 years ago by Binkconn
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"Time to feed parakeet."

"What is that, Russian for jerking off?"

[–] mike_cable 14 years ago

That was funny, I like also how he keeps calling Danko "Gumby".

[–] speccyboy 10 years ago

What's funnier is that Danko doesn't seem the least bit phased by it (or any of Ridzik's remarks).

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[–] Chanpuru 9 years ago

I thought the best line was about Danko's school in Kiev

"Oh yeah, Kiev....as in chicken kiev. We had that at my sister's wedding"

[–] GreenGoblinsOckVenom86 9 years ago

"What's wrong with parakeet?"
"Nothing. You can have a pet parakeet. My kid sister has a parakeet. You can have one. I don't give a ****."
"Are you saying a parakeet is feminine?"
"What? Did I say that? I didn't say that. Did I? ****! I guess it's okay."
I always thought that was funny. And also how Danko kept saying, "Thank you." and Ritzick said, "You're welcome."

Green Goblin is great! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1L4ZuaVvaw

[–] CromeRose 8 years ago

Do I look like a f@kkin taxi to you?
Yes.

[–] Hannibal_Manhunter89 8 years ago

"I'm gonna bust that bitch so hard she's gonna bounce."

The Saw Is Family

[–] Jones70 (6872) 3 years ago

Yeah that’s pretty funny.

[–] kungfulord (957) 3 years ago

Cocainum!

[–] SweetTooth43 (2176) 3 years ago

"We have a professional basketball team walking toward us, with guns"